Caption Contest Pt. 2
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- mg33
Bush: This guy says Russia is a democracy, and he isn't even circumcised.
Putin: So I show him my weiner, so what. He was supposed to keep it to himself!
- Bluejam0
GWB: ladies and gentlemen, me and tony are going to get married in california this summer and vladmir is gonna be the best man!
Putin: !!!
- k0na_an0k0
Bush: I mean, all his country are, belong to us.
Putin: ?
- mg330
Bush: Didja know that Russia treats Vodka like we treat oil? What a hoot!
- toastie0
Bush: How can you say that Russia's not a democracy when you can get two 11 year old hookers for the price of a happy meal?
Putin: That's what I'm sayin'!
- chossy0
The guy on my left says he is my bestes buddy. We are going for ice cream tomorrow.
- mg330
Putin: *scowls
You are not to talk about my wife that way!Bush: All I said was in Russia it must be important for women to keep their canoes full grown because of the cold winters.
- chossy0
So I said give us the oil and putin here said sure as long as I get a huge cut my yankie comrade.
- mg330
Bush: I tell yah, that Randy Moss has the tightest butt in those football pants.
Putin: Nah, Shaq is more my style.
- ********0
Bush: I believe that under President Putin, Russia determined to safeguard its democracy, and I am reassured that the President is committed to a free society
Putin: wtf?
- jevad0
BOLLOCKS!!!
- SteveJobs0
bush - "my opponent says his plan will cut the deficit in half while and abandon our focus on the war on terror."
putin - *this fool thinks we're at the presidential debates.
cheney on bushes earpiece - "i'm sorry, you call cannot be completed as dial. please hang up and try your call again."