Thoughts on friendship...
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- taragee
my bud sent me this - please add
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6 .When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
- k0na_an0k0
9. When you are broke I guess I'm buyin.
- Gorbie0
10. i talk shit behind your back because i don't want you to stop being an idiot.
- taragee0
lol gorbie i hate you in a loving way
- e-pill0
11. i wish i was you so i can make love to me.
- mogwai0
12: When that bitch comes between us, I will congratulate you, while passively sneaking in reasons she i not good enough, and gloating about it every time you get in a fight.
- Gorbie0
13. When you need a hug.. you get a dead-arm.
- tomkat0
..when you have a girl/guy I will not dare to touch her/him (even if she/he wants it)
- k0na_an0k0
13. While you are passed out drunk I will place my balls on your face and take photos of it and hand them around the office come Monday morning. That's what friends do.
- blaw0
14. when you are drinking with k0na i'll encourage you to stay one or two steps this side of sober.
- Gorbie0
13.5: After that morning you'll never drink tea again.
- james-0
16. I will only tell you she was a hooker after the fact