They Gave Me a Venti
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- Gilt001
I just went to Starbucks and ordered their only GOOD cup of coffee (Aged Sumatra in a French Press). I ordered a Grande instead of my normal tall, because that's a fair amount of work to through for 12 or so ounces.
They gave me a Venti!!
This is an obscene amount of black coffee and I feel like "Crazy Starbucks Freak" walking around the office with it. So I'm now stuck at my desk. Destined not to move until I've finished this seeming 40oz of Starbuckian madness.
Sorry, just got done reading 'Howl' too...
- fawn0
starbucks sucks. worst coffee ever.
- gruntt0
that story was pretty.
- dot-matrix0
toasty.....niiiice and toasty
make sure your face dosent get all greasy like youve been staying up all night drinking coffe
- mogwai0
hahahaha
- Gilt0010
I know Starbucks sucks. But there's nothing else nearby. I usually make my own Lavazza. But I wanted to get out of the office and there are roughly 5 Starbucks within 500 yards of me.
It blows. I hate suburbia...
- Gilt0010
You get a greasy face from drinking coffee?
That's weird, I'll question you no further lest you be forced to spout a strange tale of your pores.
- unfitdutchfat0
you might enjoy cocaine
- QuincyArcher0
i went to starbucks yesterday, and after my first sip of mocha, i wondered if they guy just pissed in a cup, and sold it to me for 3 dollars.
- Gorbie0
yeah... nothin like a latte and some blow to kick off the day.
- ribit0
there was this cartoon where a guy is on the phone explaining to a customer how to get to his hardware shop: "...turn left at the Starbucks, then go straight till you see a Starbucks, turn right, and then it's in between two Starbucks"
- mogwai0
venti americana with nutmeg
=
cocaine
- mogwai0
hahahaha ribit
- 2cent0
starbucks may suck but it beats the piss out of Tim Horton's.
- Point50
I like Starbucks. I guess I'm just that conformist type of guy. Nothin like a Venti Americano to keep me energized for about 2 hours. I can't drink that sweet shit though. That's for the soccer moms and high school chicks.
- dot-matrix0
heh...i think i saw that ribit... cant remember what it was tho
- usrper0
i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by starbucks
- ribit0
This is how a coffee shop chain should be done...
http://www.caffenero.comSTRONG coffee, traditional cups (not mugs), and wireless broadband
- Point50
I saw the taller of the two guys from Penn & Teller at Starbucks working on a laptop that had some anti-christ type stickers on it.
What a waste of my time trying to read all of the stickers without looking obvious that I was trying to read the stickers.
- k0na_an0k0
dude, point, you should have gone over there, towering over him and said in a deep voice "i believe in jesus" and spilled his coffee. then walked off.
he would have shite himself silly.
- Point50
HAHA! Or he might have stomped me with those knee high Doc Martins he had on. He's always semi-goth'd out.