Story Time..
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- JG_LB
Ok, so there's this designer and...
let's make a story of teh designer's life.
- JG_LB0
Ok, so there's this designer and...
- uhohseangettio0
he packs his pb and chrome 45 every time he leaves his home to go to work and encounters this chick when he walks out of his building...
- Milan0
...and they lived happily ever after. The End.
- uhohseangettio0
Wha whooooowwww...
=(
- mattyd0
he packs his pb and chrome 45 every time he leaves his home to go to work and encounters this chick when he walks out of his building...
uhohseangettio(Feb 20 05, 13:05)
he immediately drops trou and motions his head downwards towards his crotch as if to say 'you know what to do'. she obliges. it is this that drives this designers creativity for the rest of the day...
- uhohseangettio0
haha...as sean asks for her number...he slowly turns his head to notice his girl...walking around the corner
- mattyd0
haha...as sean asks for her number...he slowly turns his head to notice his girl...walking around the corner
uhohseangettio(Feb 20 05, 13:17)
his girl sees that he has just been given fellatio by a random woman on the street corner, but she is not fazed by it. he grabs her by the hand, bites his bottom lip, winks, and then walks away towards his studio...
- uhohseangettio0
his girl sees that he has just been given fellatio by a random woman on the street corner, but she is not fazed by it. he grabs her by the hand, bites his bottom lip, winks, and then walks away towards his studio...
mattyd
(Feb 20 05, 13:21)Sean's girl...pulls out her phone and calls...
- mattyd0
Sean's girl...pulls out her phone and calls...
uhohseangettio(Feb 20 05, 13:32
derek. they have been engaging in an on-again-off-again relationship as sean has been devoting long hours to his craft. his girl has felt a little neglected as of late and needed *something*. derek was more than happy to oblige. however, their affair was messy, and sean found out. the first thing he did was...
- fate_redux0
...and sean found out. the first thing he did was...
mattyd
(Feb 20 05, 13:42)
...beat his shit like it owed him money. After the wank, he took a nap under a fort made out of 2 chairs and a blanket.
- MX_OnD0
...beat his shit like it owed him money. After the wank, he took a nap under a fort made out of 2 chairs and a blanket.
fate_redux
(Feb 20 05, 13:45)He was so tired he didn't even put his wang back in his trousers, along came a wolf and.....
- story0
He was so tired he didn't even put his wang back in his trousers, along came a wolf and.....
bit his shit off, but wait it was not a wolf... it was liger...
- mattyd0
He was so tired he didn't even put his wang back in his trousers, along came a wolf and.....
MX_OnD(Feb 20 05, 13:46)
said 'my dear sir, would you please put your penis back into your trousers. i find that quite offensive.' sean, perplexed as to how the wolf could talk, let alone knew his name, says...
- fate_redux0
...and when Sean awoke, he was no longer Sean. He was Seanita, and had to travel to Thailand to complete his long desired sex-change. He then bought a sequin gown and sang karaoke in Osaka when one day he bumped into derek again and...
- MX_OnD0
...and when Sean awoke, he was no longer Sean. He was Seanita, and had to travel to Thailand to complete his long desired sex-change. He then bought a sequin gown and sang karaoke in Osaka when one day he bumped into derek again and...
fate_redux
(Feb 20 05, 13:51)derek sez tae Sean.:
"dang it all to buggery man! Ye're nae a bloke onymare, Ah cannae shag ye!"
But Sean sez:
"But Ah've still goat an erse Derek"
An' Derek decided fer the furst time in huz life tae shag a burd, up the dunger admittedly but nonetheless a burd.
- uhohseangettio0
THE END!
- mattyd0
haha. well said.