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- toastie
Feeling mighty sick today. Got a flu or something. Any quick remedies aside from pills?
- clerk0
drink alot
rest
avoid physical activities
- nicko0
Vitamin C
- SteveJobs0
take a hot bath and wrap a hot towel around your head.
- Blofeldt0
Resting at home watching the telly with a cup of tea and the heating up high
- gruntt0
cocaine.
- blaw0
drink alot
rest
avoid physical activities
clerk
(Feb 18 05, 06:12)----
sound advice, whether you're sick or not.
- Blofeldt0
Resting at home, in front of the telly, heating up high with a cup of cocaine
- Bluejam0
LSD + MDMA +THC = :)
- konspiracy0
get down to your local chemist of herbalist and get some Echinechia
its a herbal remedy that boosts your immune system. works like magic!!!
if youve already got the flu then itl half the time you have the flu.
but if you feel a little funny like the flu is comin on then it can stop you getting it completely
- toastie0
thanks, guys. Unfortunately I made it to work today, so now I have to stay for a bit :\
I think i'm gonna take a DayQuil and see how that goes.
- numberoneson0
2 large bottles of lucazade followed by some comfort food.
- gruntt0
go "accidentally" cough on the prettiest lady at the office. Apologize and tell her that she is going to start feeling bad very soon and suggest she go ahead and take the day off and go home with you to recuperate.
- SteveJobs0
if you know any Level 3 chemists, maybe they can cast Remedy or Cure on you.
- Kuz0
I was down with flu a week ago. Still came into work, and ended up infecting my boss.
Wicked. So now no boss whole week, and ah bin wasting my time on NT more than i shud as a result.
Poetic justice or some such shiiit. Ya hoooooor!
- toastie0
hahaha
- Blofeldt0
Walk over to the prettiest girl in the office and drop your keys, then when you bend down to pick them up look her skirt......
What was the question again?
- paddywop0
If you have a blocked nose the best solution is to chop it off. I havent had a blocked nose since and now i look like a lego man in profile