Secret Talents!!!
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- motokiss
Oh man i just baked cup cakes for the first time ever oh man im so pumped i love this martha stewart shit. I also made apple crisp two weeks ago and turned out grrrrrreat!!
my new secret Talent
who else wants to come out the closet and surprise us with your gifts???????
- k0na_an0k0
i can crush a walnut with my butt cheeks.
then i eat the walnut. nummy.
- motokiss0
impressive and yummy at the same time!!!
- Dita_kz0
I can voluntarily fanny fart!
- QuincyArcher0
i can bend my index finger so far back, that it touches the back of my hand!
- vburo0
i can choke a french frie and let it come out of my nose again.
no kidding.
actually happened once.
- toastie0
i can read Slashdot without cringing!! (and post witty replies too!)
- mogwai0
i can make people angry while seeming nice at the same time.
- 2cent0
i can't do anything.
- sparker0
does my massive cock count as a talent?
- anzelina0
i can curl and fold my tongue at the same time, resulting in a clover shape.
- motokiss0
sparker depends what u do with it? ;)
- ross0
my body turns alcohol into confidence.
- taragee0
lol ross im stealing that one ;)
- waynepixel0
I am a better cook then I am a graphic designer.
- D_Dot0
I can move my eyes left and right so fast it looks like i have 2 pupils.... can I have a cupcake?
- waynepixel0
I could have been a Pro Race Driver, but I had no support from my family. Or the cash.Never happened.
And in that sport its all to do with the money.
- waynepixel0
my body turns alcohol into confidence.
ross(Feb 17 05, 13:26)
HAhahah.
- k0na_an0k0
i can listen to an hour conversation with my girlfriend and remember nothing.
i can play an hour of san andreas and remember everything.
- josimarX0
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I can voluntarily fanny fart!
Dita_kz(Feb 17 05, 13:15)
smooth dita, smooth.
When you're famous, I'm going straight to heat magazine and that's gonna be the headline of your's and Pat's 'Wedding Spread' accompanied by photos of you pair lounging by a pool drinking stuff with umbrellas in it.
- motokiss0
ddot of course u can if u frickin email me your information IE your phone number i was goin to call u the other night but fritz didnt have your number