I didn't die!
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- jox
I walked up with legs shaking like crazy on stage. I had lights pointed at me, I was sweaty (I drank three bottles of Evian and haven't done number 1 yet today) and tired. I hadn't slept since monday. I cracked a few jokes using a few keywords I had echoing in my head since earlier today. I made them laugh. 5 times, in 8 minutes. Not too bad for a beginner, huh. I can't really remember what I talked about. Applause and then off stage. I didn't pass out, but the manager of the club said he thought I was going to a few times becuase i had trouble standing still. He asked why I didn't use the bar stool that was on there. I was probably too nervous to even notice because I didn't see no stool.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm exhausted.
Oh, and I would also like to thank MX_ for leaving a "cock" message on my voicemail. LOL! Cracked me up, especially since i listened to it in speaker mode with a bunch of people.
Good night. Thanks for all the support.
If you don't know what this thread is about, it probably does not concern you.
Love,
- lifeinbinary0
did you record it??!?!?
- gruntt0
CONGRATULATIONS!
you've got big ol' balls made out of hard oak.
=)
did u record it?
- dippy0
rock on , jox!!!!!!
- vwsung18t0
did you use any joked that was suggested here?
- anzelina0
jox we want to see itttttttttt.
- k0na_an0k0
did you put an open full beer bottle in your pants pocket to hold it like i told you!? it empties into your crotch making it look like your pissing yourself onstage. very funny.
worked on the family guy anyways.
- rasko40
excellent jox, shame we cant witness your moment!
- ********0
nice one jox!
Ah tried tae phone ye again tae wish ye luck but it wuz engaged...
Ah'll poast it tomorrow ;)
- jox0
Sorry to disappoint you, but no – nothing recorded. Just as well, because right now I'm just hapy it's overwith but if you would analyze the quality of the performance, it would be somewhere between lame and akward.
- vwsung18t0
lame and awkward works for some people, just look at jay leno. he's not funny at all but he's on tv
- Spix0
congrats jox.
- ********0
awesome!
now it sounds like you could use some new undies, so why don't you get em here..
- instantok0
now that you've done it would you do it again?
- jevad0
GIVE ME THAT FUCKING VIDEO
- Gilt0010
Sucks... I wish I knew what was going on. I've been up in front of 7000 people and man is that nerve wracking!!
Congrats on whatever you were doing.
- jox0
No, actually I wouldn't do it again. Maybe if I knew it would just be those minutes and I didn't have to be nervous such a long time before, but it eats you from the inside.
I couldn't eat. I couldn't sleep, and I DEFINITELY couldn't focus on anything.
Alright, so I'm off – g'nite!
- mayo0
Please oh please tell me you just stood up there and just told a bunch of your famous "Jox's Swedish Proverbs."