happy crappy valentine
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- Hans
May your special Valentine's Day dinner be spent at an overrated restaurant that impoverishes your purse and leaves your stomach churning with indigestible Western cuisine
- iDp0
this valentines day sucks for me.
Just broke up with the gf a few weeks ago but shes still living here...so last night I was folding her laundry so I could dry my sheets and when I was folding her panties this twang of horniness came over me. I swear I would hit it if she offered it right now. Uhg to be a weak weak man. I need to get laid soon damn it.
Fuck V-Day!
- johndiggity0
you're still living with your now ex gf idp?
- Beech0
Yeah dude that sux balls, how the hell did you let that happen
- BonSeff0
ouch iDp/
i lived with an ex blister for like 2 months to finish out a lease back in '01.
FUCKING BRUTAL!
thank god i was riding back then
- clone0
someones kitty whipped it sounds to me. its either put out or get out unless you're the one actually living with her.
who's scheduled to leave
- johndiggity0
give me your address. i'll get my gun and put you down easy.
- iDp0
well no I own my house here. she moved out here 4 months ago to be with me, then I broke up with her after four years of being together...so its a little touchy to tell her she needs to move. It's going fine living together as friends but man I'm horny right now. Oh she was thinking about getting a new place in March but now it looks like she might move back to LA in Sept...so she told me the other day that she might stay here until then...my fucking god by then if I'm still this horny I will be jerkin off into her panties or something.
- clone0
ROFLH
- mrdobolina0
kick her out idp!
- clone0
Sort it out or kick her out waiting for her until september is UNACCEPTABLE. if she doesn't want to be together her finacial woes are none of your concern. ive been there it sucks i know but packing her shit was the best decision i ever made. she was out quick and we didn't have time to pull the crying i miss you i wish it were different bullshit
- iDp0
:)
Yeah I need to find a chick soon that I can have my way with.
- iDp0
naw clone I broke up with her...she would still be with me...so to stay friends and not fuck her over I have to play nice. It's usually fine but folding her gowd damn underwear was NOT a good idea.
- clone0
now youre talking and do it so the chick in your house can hear and possibly see. if you really want her out ask her to join. if she says no trust me shell be gone soon, if she says yes well then she can stay a while at least while shes being cool with you and other chicks
- BonSeff0
if you are gonna jerk in her pannies, at least do it in front of her so she gets the picture.
but if we can back up a minute.
stop folding her shit already.
- iDp0
jeez clone how old are you homie? It was an amicable split..last thing I want to do is have a chick screaming with my cock in her ass with the ex down the hall. All of our mutual friends would spit at me and sent me dog shit for Christmas.
Cheers...I just need to stop folding her undies and go get laid. Keep telling myself...'it's going to be ok...it's all going to be ok soon'
- johndiggity0
i'll be right over.
- BonSeff0
*gives j-diggity a ride
- mrdobolina0
you still need to kick her ass out, give her two months notice if you gotta be nice. september takes away the entire summer, that aint cool.
- johndiggity0
we gotta stop at walmart so i can get some ammo.