Damn it
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- iDp
I'm watching this 1 year old kid my sister was babysitting for a friend of hers...well the little thing just woke up and saw me for the first time...mad dogged the fuck outta me. She was supposed to be sleeping till my sister got back but a client called and woke her up. Now I have an hour to kill .. anyone know any good things to do with kids? I've got Nick Jr. on the TV but she looks like she wants out of her seat...god I hope this turns out better then when my sister left her hampster with me a few months ago.
- nick0
talk to the thing
- MX_OnD0
the baby is probably too big for ye tae do the same as ye did wi' the hamster, ken?
- gruntt0
certainly there are toys and stuffed animals around.
throw some of those at it.
- ivan_cook0
just don't stare at it!
:-)
- QuincyArcher0
Nyquil works wonders
- nick0
give it candy... it'll be out of your hands before you have to deal with the reprecussions
- gruntt0
maybe it needs a cigarette?
- cosmo0
maybe it needs a cigarette?
gruntt
(Feb 8 05, 11:12)hahahahahah wtf! no!
keep the baby up, put her head on your shoulder and pat her on the back. She will fall asleep.
- mayo0
play hide and seek. stick it in a closet and then pretend you can't find it. kids love to think they're pulling one over on you.
- mayo0
keep it outside or you're place will smell like orange juice and graham crackers.
*shiver*
that's why i am not having kids.
- nick0
play hide and seek. stick it in a closet and then pretend you can't find it. kids love to think they're pulling one over on you.
mayo(Feb 8 05, 11:14)
hehe true
- iDp0
OMFG this kid is dope! I gave her the PBJ sandwich my sister left for her...and the little alien started breaking off peices and feeding them to my 90 lb dog...no fear at all.
- gruntt0
lol @ liquid
That'll keep her occupied!
- k0na_an0k0
whatever you do do not feed it 100 proof whiskey.
i did that once....... once.
- iDp0
good ideas guys...thanks. I got video of her feeding my dog her sandwich...this kid is pretty funny. Shes freaking shoving fruit snacks down her throat...I think shes trying to see how many she can fit in her mouth at once.
- nick0
hahaha nice
- buddylee0
just don't do this.....
- -leah-0
the best thing to do is start giggling and acting goofy, babies love that! have fun with her! :)
- blaw0
the baby is probably too big for ye tae do the same as ye did wi' the hamster, ken?
MX_OnD
(Feb 8 05, 11:10)
----ha!