She's killing me
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- waynepixel0
Pics
- grafholic0
woo, i want to see pics, too.
- waynepixel0
?
- k0na_an0k0
bullshit. i'm coming over.
introduce me and i'll show you how a real man gets a woman to take off her bra.
bolt cutters.
- lifeinsodium0
tell her you are from kazakhistan and have never seen a woman this beautiful, and to show the people back home the meaning of true beautfy you must fuck her.
make sure she doesnt ask what the fucking has to do with showing true beauty until AFTER you are done.
- lifeinsodium0
ask her to apologize. if she asks what for, say that if she doesn't know then maybe she shouldn't apologize at all.
then run away crying.
- kbags0
Make like Daniel LaRusso, get beaten up by the handsome bad guy at work who trains at the archrival's dojo, and then get the sympathy from the hottie.
Worked three times for Ralph Macchio.
- cosmo0
let her know that 'the world is a vampire'.
- lifeinsodium0
tell her about the time you touched yourself while watching Oprah.
- waynepixel0
Tell her you like to stick a finger up your bum when you are in her company For no reason. And watch her smile. :)
- waynepixel0
Tell her that AQUENT PRESENT over on the left. YES over there. Would like to stick a finger up her BUM.
- k0na_an0k0
so.................... did you go over there yet?
- waynepixel0
Repeat. But Good.
Buy here "Love Eggs" and say to her. Cock this bitch
- lifeinsodium0
ask her if she's ever watched Psycho. if she says yes, then laugh hysterically but make sure it sounds evil and psychotic.
if she says no, do the same thing.
- waynepixel0
laugh hysterically for now reason an ask if she likes coktails.
- lifeinsodium0
ask her if she knows anything about photoshop's color settings. if she does, send her to my 'color' thread.
but make sure she is naked first.
- waynepixel0
Ask her if she like Rainbow. and if she does. tell her its OK to play the klangers. WHAT.
- waynepixel0
God Night.
- QBDSN0
Whip out ur schlong and beat her on the side of the head.
- makina0
is this the guy thread or what?
i say, take a picture of yourself naked in your trucker hat and leave it on her desk