Too noisy
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- dippy
So anyone here know the cheapest way to soundproof my apartment? My neighbor's, um, nocturnal indiscretions are bugging the heck outta me. She just got a new boyfriend (I think), and they're at it again (second time tonite). Any ideas?
- -leah-0
hahaha start making even louder noises in the same nature whenever they do!!!
- -leah-0
or sneak in there and just stand over the bed staring while eating a pudding cup
- jevad0
tell them to shut the fuck up
- welded0
Ya, call a few friends over, give 'em a few drinks and spend the evening moaning, yelling, and slamming against the wall, etc.
- BonSeff0
drop a note on their door that reads:
hey fucktards, try pulling the bed from the wall and a muzzle.
this isnt van nuys you pr0n degenerates
- designerror0
invite all your thug buddys to a wild party at thier place tomorrow
if the new boyfriend is still there
kill him !
- usrper0
put on cannibal corpse "fucked with a knife"
- Jaline0
hahaha
- dippy0
The funny thing is, she puts on classical music real loud while they do it. Ahahaha. Why is she even trying?
- Jaline0
maybe the music helps...
- taragee0
lol i have same problem... funniest would be to goknock on teh door and be like "omg are you ok in there?!?!?"
- cola0
cotton!
- agentfour0
better yet....get 10 hookers round and have the biggest loudest orgy ever!
- dippy0
hmm... maybe YOU'RE the one who lives right across from me, tara. didja just bring a new boy home tonight? And didja JUST finish up with him????
- puter0
pudding pops
now there is something you do hear everyday.
- Jaline0
Yeah...you should totally call the cops or something and pretend like you thought someone was dying.
- tripface0
shoot them.
- JazX0
yeahhhhhhhhhhh I was just saying that shit, they are using cheap ass f*cking sh*t to drywall your joint! Complain to the ACLU!
- lifeinsodium0
listen to some really loud britney. if you have any problems finding the stuff, ask leah and she'll hook you up
- dippy0
or spicegirls LOL