London Chinese N-Year Drinks
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- ********0
Kuz has stolen my thunder.
- ********0
*hands back moth his thunder*
sorry
- ********0
Seriously tho, that guy Rodney Marsh, who got sacked as a pundit for Sky News for saying "Bekham turned down a move to Newscastle United after hearing of the trouble with the Toon Army in Asia" is funny as fuck
PC gone mad i tells ya moth.
- Blofeldt0
lol, I knew Rodney Marsh had got sacked, but i hadn't heard the joke.
- ********0
i fucking detest PC.
at least use it in the right places - like when some marketing TWAT decides it's cool to sell Euro Chocolate Pennies in Boots because it was cheaper to have them made in France where they nurture the evil tender.
*Thumps desk
- Blofeldt0
tell it like it is moth!
aNYONE HEARD FROM SODA RECENTLY, IS GOING NEXT tHURSDAY?
- jevad0
"GONG HE FAT CHOY!!"
Kung Hei Fat Choi
- paraselene0
soda is teh goddamned epitome of next thursday.
- Blofeldt0
Is that a general comment Palascene, or distinctly relating to NEXT Thursday, Feb 3rd 05?
- vespa0
gong xi fa cai! i want dim sum!
- paraselene0
well, soda wasn't the epitome of last thursday, nor was he the epitome of the thursday before. there was a thursday in (someone's) recent memory (not mine) of which he was also reputedly the epitome:
http://www.distantmirrors.com/nt…
so, i think it's safe to say that 14.7% of the time, soda is the epitome of next thursday.
- Blofeldt0
nice
- paraselene0
play your cards right and YOU, my man, could become the next epitome of most next thursdays. mostly.
- vespa0
lol para
but technically he's not the epitome of next thursday is he? he's the epitome of the drunken bingeing skills that we as london nt-ers like to identify with and will promote amongst our brethren next Thursday, no?
- paraselene0
is he, though?
is he?
wtf is he?
- Blofeldt0
Unlikely, I’ve just accepted the role of ‘The Derivative of Tuesday teatime.'
But, I may be there to see The Epitome of next Thursday and the queen in waiting of deportation.
- paraselene0
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
- paraselene0
"Teh Queen in Waiting of Deportation"
i can see that.
that's class, blo. ta!
- ********0
I can't wait.
You'll all vote for Kilroy by the time I'm done.
- paraselene0
* double-dog feelin' like the kid who eats fucken worms for having forgotten about the new thread. sorry!