funny breakups
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- kezza_2
Girl: I cheated on you.
Guy: Ok.
Girl: You're not mad?
Guy: I'm going to fuck your mom."
- GeorgiePorgie0
Guy: I fucked your sister
Girl: I fucked your brother
Guy: Let's make up
Girl: Fuck off
- jevad0
Jevad: HAhahahhaha
- taragee0
Girl: i fucked your best friend
Guy: so did i
Girl: i knew it
- designerror0
Girl: I like you alot, wanna go home and fuck all night jevad?
Jevad: HAhahahhaha
jevad
(Jan 24 05, 19:50)
Girl: But i really do wanna do the horz. tango ..don't laugh
Jevad: HAhahahhaha
jevad
(Jan 24 05, 19:51)
Girl: So you don't like me at all, i use to pose in Playboy?
Jevad: HAhahahhaha
jevad
(Jan 24 05, 19:52)
Girl: if you laugh again, you are so teh ghey for sure
Jevad: HAhahahhaha
jevad
(Jan 24 05, 19:53)
designerror: i knew it from the beginning... ;)
- puter0
Guy: I love you
Girl: No you love THIS (shakes ass, bounces tits)
Guy: Okay true but THAT is yours so I love you...
Girl: Really?
Guy: Sure why notstart fucking
Girl: You used me
Guy: Sorry bout thatguy leaves
- rise0
girl: i'm seeing someone else
me: *breaks out crying*
- digitalswarm0
Guy: Listen... I'm— I'm pretty sure that... I'm straight.
Guy: You bitch!
- Peter0
Girl: so what if I'm white?!
JazX: sorry baby:)
- MX_OnD0
Her: It's either your dope or me
Me: Ah weel lassie ye better get packing
- designerror0
JazX: So how do you like being my girlfriend and showed off to all my NT buddys
Girl: I'm not real, now piss off
- pascii0
hahaa
- chossy0
guy: I was at treys house
girl: whats that shit on your collar
guy: ketchup baby
girl: bullshit cause my sisters baby cousine lisa said that her brothers friend tyrone saw you at the projects with that chicken head lafonda.
guy: wasn't me baby some dude that looked like me, here's 500 bucks go buy a new dress.
girl: Ok baby maybe tyrone was wrong can I get 800 blinkys.
- Kuz0
Girl: Do you want to have threesome with me and my friend?
Guy: Yes
Girl: Do you mind if my twin sister joins in as well?
Guy: No. The more the merrier
NT: That didn't really happen Jaz did it?
- MX_OnD0
Ahahahaha Kuz.
It is funny as fuck like, but ah'm feelin' sorry fer JazX a wee bitty....
- Kuz0
ah Jaz is a good humoured boy. He sees the funny side.
- MX_OnD0
any side o' you is a funny side Kuz ;)
- HumanMale0
Me: I think we should split up.
g/f: *tears* Why?!
Me: Because I've cheated on you.
g/f: Oh. Doesn't matter, I love you.
Me: *smug grin*