FRI PS BATTLE
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- JazX0
dopepope wins!
- donbrewer0
MWAHAHAH - shhots Dr Pepper out of nose
- janne0
+1 superbaka for bringing the hard hat into this!!
- liquid0
OMG JANNE SNIPER CAT......BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
DOPEPOPE....DILDOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... RED BULL JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE
- jevad0
that sniper cat jsut wins it on so many levels...
- designerror0
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARDchar make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();if (first_time_installation)
{
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_syste...
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-O...
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Li...
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
} //if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop();
} // if
} //whileif (detect_cache())
disable_cache();if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} //if/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
} // while
create_general_protection_fault...} // main
sorry.... but i'm sooooo drunk...
- janne0
hahahaha, donbrewer!!!! hahaha!!
perfect blend of two earlier posts..
- -leah-0
i dont want to read through this thread so i wuz wondering if anyone is hosting these pics AND if so what is the link?
tanks!
- liquid0
ok they are building FMT.....
so why dont we build a FridayPhotoshopBattle.....
- designerror0
so why dont we build a FridayPhotoshopBattl e.....
liquid(Jan 21 05, 16:04)
i'll but up bandwidth and space, someone build the site and code
i think that's aa fair deal
- superbaka0
c'mon designerror and host this shite with the others!
- superbaka0
oh.. yeah.
- elms0
nice
- liquid0
I have to tell you ......we are all certifiably nuts.....