next stop > iran
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- MX_OnD0
Aye do you see any fucken seatbelts?
Do ye fuck, cos there's fucken none, lucky there's a fucken driver like!
- rabattski0
lmao.
- pascii0
oi!
- rabattski0
yep, it's the axis of evil tour 2004/2005 with the short bus #17.
- pascii0
bangbus?
- rabattski0
mx is on the bangbus. everyone else's on the shortbus.
- MX_OnD0
*wakes up
eh whit? we back in granton or fucken whit?
- moth0
America will run out of troops before they win that one.
- vespa0
haha mx you're amazing! armed purely with a scottish accent you've managed to turn a shit situation into comedy gold! i wonder if you could give dubya elocution lessons...
- MX_OnD0
fucken america, ya bastart ah'm nivvir gonnae get back tae granton fur ma fucken chip supper an' ma ma's lottery ticket. Oi driver ya dozy fucken cunt, find Iran then fucken turn roon and get me hame ya useless fucken hoor!
- rabattski0
roflmao mx! :D
- vespa0
WAHAAAAAstoppit MX_OnD you're setting me off again and everyone at work is giving me funny looks
- MX_OnD0
stoppit?
I'm no drivin' I'm no even wantin' tae go onywhere except doon tae Granton fer ma chip supper an ma ma's lottery, ken?
Ah've telt thon cunt up the sharp end but thon's a cloth-lugged bastart an nae gien' a fuck abot his passenjurs, ken?
- CaP0
ha ha ah ahah ah ha hahaha!!
- vespa0
"Ah've telt thon cunt up the sharp end but thon's a cloth-lugged bastart an nae gien' a fuck abot his passenjurs, ken?"
omg i wonder if anyone has phrased it to dubya so eloquently? OI ya nob this bus is going THE WRONG WAY FOO! i mean we know he got done for drink driving but it's fine to drive the entire world into oblivion now isn't it the selfish bastart!
- MX_OnD0
Whit? Ye mean ken the cunt that's drivin'?
Tell the hoor tae stop fer fuck sake, ah've tried like but he's pretendin' nae tae unnerstaun' me like ken?
- vespa0
heh yea ah ken the cunt, he dinnae unnerstaun' queen's english but an' he's a right doazy hoor so we're aw doomed
(dammit i just can't get this accent right, think i'd better stick to ozzie ay)
- RustyBadge0
Granton? You should move oot tae Gorebridge pa. The Hamptons. Nae Hibs scum up there ken?
Gaunthejambos. Whatfornolikesay?
- MX_OnD0
BustyRadge fucken shut it aboot yer fitbaw, or ah'll pit my fit oan yer baws
- MX_OnD0
aye yer richt vespa english is fer queens ken, nae fer pure mental back o' the bus cunts like masel.
but yer gettin' there like, ken? Ah ken yer still a fucken tourist like but less than some.