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- k0na_an0k0
i can hit a golf ball through a pane of glass at point blank range.
i can entertain myself all day with a string, a tennis ball, and a propellor hat.
i can tear six sheets of paper in half by flexing my ass cheeks.
- gruntt0
i can tell you within 6 glasses whether or not a beer is non-alcoholic.
- ********0
I know how many angels can dance on the head of a pin
transmuting base metals into gold
- spendogg0
paperclip sculpture artist
can spot a bull dyke 100 yards away
expert in losing money at poker
world class dog shit from lawn extractor
- robswift740
43's and 34's, shifty and all the way around.
- gruntt0
i can tell with one touch of the hand whether or not my face needs shaving.
i don't need a mirror or nuthin'
- alexkxs0
HTML and email
- ********0
i dont want to burn the server
- gruntt0
magicpatch is not good at /or is unwilling to, burn servers.
- taragee0
magic have u made any new pics? i havent looked in that folder for a while :D
- ********0
i have! but their not ready sweepee
- grayhood0
i can tell if someone needs a shower just by touching their taint then smelling my finger.
- taragee0
aww shucks!
- ********0
what about you? work on the experimental site as of late?
- k0na_an0k0
i can rollerblade in the nude using my wang to help stop and super high speeds. (cause it's so long you know)
i can punch a hole through a cow to see if anyone is coming from the other side.
- taragee0
not as much as i want to :P
- ********0
i'm a financial recovery representative
- ********0
well u better hurry up. or ill steal your idea much like the bmw account :-)
- taragee0
wot!
- k0na_an0k0
i'm a wordsmith.
"i'm sorry sir but i was having trouble conveying the message contrived by the client in this piece in the timeframe aloted at this conjuncture, forgive me sir."
translation: the client is a fuck job and i don't feel like doing his shit just yet, that's why it's not done. asshole.