My GF left me for a dentist
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- Donvitoviti0
i guess the bright side is she left you before you got married down the road. That would suck much more.
Now you can get rich and successful and marry a super model and show her up.
- Jnr_Madison0
A man picks up a girl in a party. They proceed to her place and things are starting to heat up. He takes his shirt off and washes his hands. He takes his pants off and washes hands again.
So the girl tells him: "I bet you're a dentist."
Surprised he says: "That's correct, how did you know?"
"You washed your hands a few times, so I figured you're used to it."
They go on and they have sex. Then she says: "You know what? I'm willing to bet you're a very good dentist."
"How can you know?" he asks.
"I didn't feel a thing...!"
- SoulFly0
there's 3 things that girls want in a guy. If you can say yes to at least one of these things, girls will love you forever.
1) you gotta have clean shoes
2) you gotta love your mom
3) you gotta be a dentist.Dude, did you screw up on the other 2 factors??? That is your fault. Learn your lesson now.
- ********0
awww, poor you, i'm so sowwy, there there.... it'll all be better *big hug* *cough cough, pussy, cough*
- k0na_an0k0
haha. kuz is just salty cause nobody likes him.
;)
- gruntt0
"maybe I was just there to bring them together."
what did you do? punch her in the teeth?
just kiddin'
i say to hell with her.
dwell on the bad.if you're looking for sympathy it's between "shit" and "syphilis" in the dictionary.
just kidding... again
good luck.
- chossy0
och, oh well onwards and upwards amigo keep your morale high with some good times with your pals and you will be back brighter and bolder in no time.
- ********0
haha. kuz is just salty cause nobody likes him.
;)
k0na_an0k
(Jan 17 05, 08:47)
=====================naw, i'm just perplexed by NTs tendency to produce these self-pitying threads, especially from people who never post on here....
- k0na_an0k0
that's the power of the internets.
- chossy0
Kuz you should just concentrate on the designy ones then.
Leave the personal self pitying ones alone then you won't get all antsy in the pantsy.
- tymeframe0
Nice one Jnr_Madison
- waynepixel0
Girls want to marry guys like there dads. she loved her dad.
ibye(Jan 17 05, 08:05)
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I always thought that was a bit fucked-up. Anyway.
- ********0
it's all about the nitrous
- ********0
chossy - I'm fascinated by them from a sociological perspective. :)
- radar0
hahahahaha!
if you're looking for sympathy it's between "shit" and "syphilis" in the dictionary.
just kidding... again
good luck.
gruntt
(Jan 17 05, 08:49)
- chossy0
ha ha kuz.
- ********0
lucky for you you're a friend of Mr Andrew Burnett :0
- _niko0
What's the difference dentist and a sadist?
newer magazines.
- mayo0
I'm so sorry. At least now you can look for someone who appreciates you for you and not just what your job may be. Heaven help the dentist if she meets someone she deems better.
Good luck, chin up.
- waynepixel0
Someone had to do it.
