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- liquid0
haa......I nominate JazX
- d-error0
i'll go if there will be small chalkboards for everyone, so i can write
*yaawn
on it when i'm tired etc.
- liquid0
ROFLMAO
- swollenelbow0
we would need a lot of weed, and SMORES, gotta have smores.
- jevad0
Summer camp was never like this! On one side of beautiful Lake Lookeeloo is Camp Pocahontas, an exclusive resort for young ladies. On the other side is Camp John Smith, inhabited by a wild bunch of unruly males, Camp John Smith has been declared "unfit for habitation" and given only a few days to get itself in shape. The camp director pleads with the director of Pocahontas to allow the boys "shelter" for a day or two (otherwise he'll have to return their tuition!). What happens when peaceful Pocahontas shares space with the crazies from ramshackle John Smith? Naturally, no one is to know the boys are staying, including the camp's owner, Mrs. Thistlemist. There's a parade of flaky intruders and wild characters: Elmer Crumb, from the carnival, with his associate, Cleopatra Nile, who never travels without her snakes; Clams Marinara, the infamous hood; the flashily-dressed Dixie, who carries a tiny pistol in a violin case; and a poison ivy victim who resembles a walking mummy... that's just for starters! Complications pile on top of one another until once-lovely Camp Pocahontas learns the state inspector has declared IT unfit for habitation!
- abizzyman0
innertubes
- jevad0
variety show
k0na shooting flames out of his arse
- liquid0
LOL.......where the hell did you get that from?
- abizzyman0
will there be a parents day?
- jevad0
no...but you can bring your mom if you want - I heard she's hot
- abizzyman0
jev, your mom just told me to write back and say that what you just said was mean... and stuff...
... yeah... and.. uhh
- liquid0
nic.....where did you get that camp story....
- jevad0
I keed
pffftt...no idea...googled camps I think
- canuck0
If you guys make up some fancy name for this camp, in fact don't call it a camp maybe call it a symposium. A fake ad would help too... I could get my work to pay for my travel and expenses. ; ) hehehe
- abizzyman0
just give it a long-ass acronymn that no one cares to figure out... something like:
bd4dmk12ntbpbsntbpvn...
... or something.
- tkmeister0
let's do it at your mama's house.
- jpea0
i'm already doing it at your mommas house
- tkmeister0
damn, no wonder she didn't pick up my call@!!
- BonSeff0
i thought the ipod shuffle was walking to the apple store with a trend whore swing
- ********0
Newstock® lol