usability + toliet paper
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- janne0
i once pooped something as heavy as a large hammer like k0na, the splash was so big it automatically cleaned my bum.
nature can be so damn efficient at times..
- Sep0
"How to take a dump quietly while the object of your affection is in the other room and your relationship is not ready yet for that kind of confrontation."
Now THAT's a question I'd like to know the answer to.
- kafeen330
sing out loud... really loud
- Sep0
That's what i'm doing now kafeen33, I need a SOLUTION!
- janne0
catch 'it' with your bare hands..
gives new meaning to 'noodling' i'd say.
- Tyrone0
No dumping with the girl around. PERIOD. And she can't either...as far as I'm concerned, hot girls don't shit. They remove a little pink box, that smells like perfume and then place it in the trash.
- ********0
Reach round and flush simultaneously, which should also give you the odour-reducing advantages of the 'curtosy flush'..
You will have to flush again, though - unless you throw the toilet paper out of the window and pick it up on the way out.
Or put it in a cupboard.
But girls think thats weird.
- kafeen330
hold it...
no dont hold it...depends..
you know those dont really work...
you still smell it.
- kafeen330
pink box... ha ... that is funny.... i wonder though.
- janne0
No dumping with the girl around. PERIOD. And she can't either...as far as I'm concerned, hot girls don't shit. They remove a little pink box, that smells like perfume and then place it in the trash.
Tyrone
(Jan 12 05, 11:53)
----hahaha, have you ever seen a gorgeous girl take a dump? that's man's most horrible experience i think.
- enjine0
wasn't there, like, a special feature about this on k10k back in the day?
- Tyrone0
Hot chick dumping sucks... All red faced, little red marks on their thighs from the elbows while u lean, the vein popping out of your forehead, all sweaty.
- janne0
your post is about to make it to the anthology thread..
- Sep0
Ok. Seriously. I think it's wonderfull when your relationship gets to the point when those things no longer bother either of you. My ex-girlfriend used to stand outside the bathroom, cheering me on and applauding whenever she heard something fall.
- mg330
That junk is SO 04.
2005 is all about the pre-moistened flushable wipe, by Cottonelle.
http://www.cottonelle.com/moist/…Get with it all of you or I will slip into your toilet room with a bayonette and probably some toy jacks to throw in your face.
- Sep0
mg33, you're using seperate towels for your ass and face, aren't you?
- kafeen330
so i am assuming the next step in this relationship is the door open?
- mg330
yes indeed. or I just use it on my face first if I'm in a hurry.
- ErlKnu0
I once made a propaganda poster using the words "do or die" promoting the right way to have the toilet paper. Which obviously is to unwrap from the top of the roll to the front.