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- raelou
i'm out with the boys on sat. night and i walk into this bar. i notice a couple of my girlfriends to the right and go up to talk to them. as i sit down i look up and see this beautiful girl bartender, who proceeds to wave and smile at me (even though we don't know each other and i'm not ordering a drink from her). i had noticed her when i had been in there before, but thought nothing of it (except that she was attractive)
after i continue to hang out with my peeps i head over to the bar to get another cocktail (working on a buz but not hammered / very coherent and aware at this point) and she again shoots me the smile. "damn" i say to myself, "i have to ask this woman out". so i go to walk to another part of the bar and i run into her and i talk to her for a moment. the next thing that rolls off the tongue is "can i take you to dinner". she replies with "how do i know you are a credible guy?" i'm like what the fuck. i don't think i've ever had to answer that question before in my life. anyway, i reply with "i don't really know how to answer that" she says "well you seem pretty credible to me" i smile. she smiles. then i say. "how abou this. when do you work again". she says "tuesday". i say "i'll see you then". she smiles / we walk off.
now it's tuesday crunch time and I don't know what to say........ ladies helps!!
legit and retarded answers welcome.
- mrdobolina0
tell her that a test of your credibility was showing up tonite like you said you would. but smooth it out a bit, ya know?
- mg330
Four words bro:
"Pepperoni Flavored Dental Dams"
Just in case, just in case...
- raelou0
aight /
- tara|gee0
u should have said i dunno if im ccredible - but i am INcredible"
- mg330
nice one tara|gee!
- raelou0
doh... should've
- kafeen330
make and then show some papers that your are officially credible.... signed and some foil stamp.
- tara|gee0
i got ALL the game... mdob taught me
- tara|gee0
btw i need apic if you need anymore advice hahah
- mg330
Wear some kind of medal, buy one on the way if you have to, make it say "#1 Man"
- mrdobolina0
This is the first thing I said to taragee:
"hey baby, you wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
- k0na_an0k0
alls you have to do now is show up tonight and your golden. make her wait a bit though, desperation is a turn-off.
women love above all else confidence. you walk in there weraing a propeller hat, rainbow suspenders, hip waders and moon boots she'll be like 'now that is one confident muther f*cker. i must have him.' then, somewhere off in the distance you'll hear the beat of primal drums. is it in your minds?!? you won't know. all you'll know is you got 5 bucks in your pocket and you're thirsty as hell.
good luck my friend.
- mg330
what he said, and don't forget those dental dams!
- JazX0
honeslty, just be yourself. do the same sh*t. go up, be smooth, say hello how are you, smile again, don't ask her out immediately, because you are going to seem desperate, in fact I would not even do it that night. I would wait and let her initiate it. play cool and hard to get. in fact make her guess about you and even lie if you think it's ok about yourself. bingo, if she still digs you. then again we are talking about females and if you say one thing wrong, it could be finito
- -sputnik-0
moon boots....lol! makes me think of napoleon dynamite!
just show up and be friendly, easygoing, not desperate.
btw, IMO that's a stupid question to ask a man.
- raelou0
thanks for all the feedback people!!
i let you know how it pans out!
- raelou0
so i got up there around 11 last night with a friend and we sit at the bar . i talk to the girl bartender for a little while, and she seems to be interested, but she was busy, so i just played it cool. we end up meeting the girl's good friend who happens to be sitting next to me. i think that she is unaware of what had happened on sat. night (maybe she knew? i don't know.)
we get aquainted and then she (the friend who is married) asks me to come to her party on sat. and mentions that the hot girl bartender will be there.
hip hip hooray
- Mimio0
It's a trap!
- k0na_an0k0
three way. bring rubbers.
- tkmeister0
don't get cock-blocked.