Gates and his luck
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- van_rijn
Seems like every time he gives a KeyNote the blue screen pays a visit. This time at CES :o)
- DavidFelt0
Couldnt happen to a nicer guy, fu**ing tw*t, maybe next time the computer will expllode and badly maim the git!
ah thats better now!
- Fritz0
Too funny,
Does anyone have a link to Conans interview with Bill?
- mrdobolina0
Why is he a twat? just curious why you personally think he is.
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- van_rijn0
would love to see that clip of the blue screen at CES
- mrdobolina0
Honestly, without Gates the internet wouldn't be as ubiquitous as it is today IMO.
- waynepixel0
I Cannot wait to see gate introduces a robot for the firsts time. Its eyes will go Blue, The robot will then turn its head and just look at Mr Gate, and then proceed to kick the shit out of the geek TWAT.
SWEET.
- Mimio0
Maybe Bill will stop trying to invent/own the future and fix his buggy product.
- vwsung18t0
you know he doesn't work on every project that microsoft makes, right? he has all these employees working for him. it's not directly his fault that his employees make buggy products.
- k0na_an0k0
i'm sure it's not henry fords fault that the passenger side mirror on every car is fucked to right. 'objects in mirror are closer than they appear." why don't you just come out and say it you bastard. "this mirror is fucked and the shit in it is actually right on your ass, not 100 yards away cause we're dumb fucks."
it is bill's problem cause he gives the final o.k. to release buggy shit for cash. fugh that.
- Mimio0
Boy, you've got a sharp wit don't you? I'm aware Bill isn't a coding grunt, but its MS's business practices that cause its products to fail and become vulnerable.
ex. ActiveX
- k0na_an0k0
yes, thanks. no, it's bill. what?
- mrdobolina0
some of you are so far up steve jobs ass it is comical.
- k0na_an0k0
don't get me started with steve, who only allows 3rd party reviews on the website. notice how you can't write a review for apple products.
quoted from some higher up "well would you want your consumers writing reviews about your products?!?"
what!?! um, yeah that's the point.
- Mimio0
How did Steve Jobs or Apple get into this conversation?
- mrdobolina0
no doubt. I also love how alot of apple users try to act like their machines are really secure too.
Why would a virus maker want to infect 5% of the world when he could infect 95%?
- mrdobolina0
mimio, as if the people calling gates a twat are using commodore 64's?
- Gilt0010
The best part was when the remote stopped working on Gates and Conan says "and 9 people just lost their jobs." Conan's got such perfect comedic timing.
He's funnier than Jay Leno and David Letterman put together.
- k0na_an0k0
agreed.