Topic Title Consulting
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- cola
When you create a topic title here how much time do you spend on trying to find a "catchy phrase" that you think everyone would click on?
Do you market your topic?
How do you advertise your topic title?
Do you go into other threads and advertise or promote a topic you just created?
Do you find that topic titles in the form of a question will get more visits than a statement?
I think K0na should be the Topic Title Consultant for Newstoday. He can charge a fee, and the people pay him to take their content and form a catchy topic title guaranteed to get visits and responses!
I promise to try decaffeinated tomorrow.
- cola0
This isn't going very well.
- blaw0
i'm only here because i saw an ad that said it was cool to be here.
i'm trying to get listed in the book of cool, ya know.
- tkmeister0
advertising is over-rated...
- nburlington0
i saw the ad too. now i'm lonely and depressed.
- k0na_an0k0
This isn't going very well.
cola
(Jan 6 05, 10:12)
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should have come to me first silly bimbo. heh heh.this thread would have gone much better if it was titled 'colas big titties'
btw. pretty smile.
- bolus0
nice picture indeed
- lifeinsodium0
cola, are you single? i only ask because kona wanted to know but is too shy to ask directly.
- gruntt0
i'm here because of another thread.
anyone care for some crack rocks?
- cola0
this is all so off topic.
- gruntt0
yeah, crack rocks will do that.
- k0na_an0k0
ok. to answer your question.
good topic naming.
it has to be short and to the point. i.e. "I'm having a hard time with Dreamweaver Templates" will only show up something like "I'm having a hard...." which could or could not work for you. People will go there cause they may mistakenly read "I'm hard" only to be dissapointed by it being something about Dreamweaver.
If you have a real question it would have been "DW template help"
If you want to start a thread about whatever make it something intriguing. What I do sometimes now is throw my name in the topic. Seems to get more people to look at it. Like "kOna's problems" is my question about dreamweaver. Or my wang is caught in my zipper again. But rarely do I do that. (post with my name or get my wang caught in my zipper.)
Hope that helped cola. Cheers.
- brandelec0
this is all so turning me on.
cola
(Jan 6 05, 10:46)
- liquid0
wang........bwaaaaahh
does anyone ever try to explain to someone what happens on NT... "yo like kona said that he doesnt like to get his wang stuck and and .......haha ...that was funny right..."
I know there was a thread about this... can someone dig it up....
- nburlington0
hey! you used my "lonely and depressed" for another ad. I don't know where this is going but now I feel enthusiastic and rejuvinated!
- k0na_an0k0
i have tried explaining it to my gf a time or two. she didn't understand until i brought her here one night and she posted for a while.
last night i tried to tell her the post i made about putting babies gently in a 1500lb press and squeezing out their juices and drinking it twice a day to stay healthy and she was like 'what on earth made you think of that?!?' not sure if she got it.
this thing we have is hard to describe.
- Gilt0010
Hey, wasn't cola the one that got extra heinous on someone around here on her 4th or 5th post?
- k0na_an0k0
no. not someone. something i think. then it got all outta hand.
- liquid0
heres another question about topics......
do you think that if your name was next to the post more people would click on it......
and lastly....do you think we arrive at NT one way and leave completely differently....
cause I know I actually go out and think yo I have to check that post again.....WTF
- Gilt0010
Oh okay... nevahmind then. I don't want to be dredging up negative vibes....