i got punched.
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- k0na_an0k
haha. it was awesome. so wasted i didn't really feel it or remember it.
happened at my gf's christmas party at a club downtown. the chain of gyms she works at rented out the entire upper section, vip only. anyone who works for the club drank for free, anyone who works out at the gyms could pay $10 for a ticket.
so. free drinks and muscleheads don't mix.
late in the evening i'm standing against the bar minding my own business while my girl is getting a drink. next thing i know some dude pushes this chick into me and i catch her for second until i lose my grip on the bar and we both topple over. i'm flat on my back, her next to me. i get up and ask her if she's ok then the dude gets all up in my face saying i 'copped a feel on her'
so i snap back about him shutting the fuck up cause he pushed her then next thing i know the guy hits me. hahaha. nice and solid just to the side of my left eye. i actually remember laughing for a bit before the bouncer, who just so happened to be a training buddy of mine at the gym, violently dragged his ass out getting in a few good punches along the way before the other bouncers got in on the 'punch a drunk for free' game.
other than my face hurting the next day was anyone elses weekend interesting?
i don't even remember what the guy looked like. but from what i'm told his membership has been revoked. hahaha.... gym rats and free booze is a bad mix.
- Rand0
you did cop a feel, didn't you?
- Bio0
why does that story turn me on?
- k0na_an0k0
it was unintentional. but what did the dude expect, he shoved her into me and being the gentleman i am grabbed her with my wang.
- k0na_an0k0
haha bio.
- grayhood0
i bet he didn't even push her, i bet she just tripped over kona's unit.
- k0na_an0k0
enough about my wang. any other weird shit happen over the holiday weekend?
haha.
although everyone loves wang talk.
- Bio0
my aunt likes to eat pig ears...
it's true.
- Bio0
actually that isn't true.
i lied.my holiday was really pretty uneventful.
and my aunt doesn't eat pig ears.
- tara|gee0
omg i *HAVE* pigears!
- Bio0
do ya now?
can i pet them?
can you wriggle them in morse code?
what do they taste like? can i lick them? are they furry?
can you stretch them up like vulcan ears? are you familiar with darwins theory of evolution with regards to enlongated ears?
- Bio0
let's meet.
- tara|gee0
!!squeal!
- Rand0
I saw Life Aquatic and, weirdly enough, didn't love it
- Bio0
tara... just think about it. think about it and meet me outside your office in 3 minutes. i'm the guy in the aluminum foil cap waving frantically outside your office window and exposing my anatomical incorrectness to passers-by.
i want to have your piggy eared babies.
- k0na_an0k0
now why am i getting turned on by this thread?!?
- Hizzle0
photos. we need photos.
- anzelina0
pig ears...
HEEEY YOOOUUUU GUUUUUYYYS!
- Bio0