Santa never came
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- surfito
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i guess cause im 26 maybe.my aunt told me if i ate all the food i took she would give me 100 dollars, i did eat it, but i havent see the money.
santa aint coming, but im expecting a friend to come rescue me to go see a dj at a club openbar, bunch of girls (im single, i just broke up after 2 years, im depressed) so i plan n getting wasted and ending up at the beach like last year again, also, im planning on finding a hotty, or a kind of hotty, or an example of a hotty, but i mean, some gilr i can spend the night with.
ill bump this tomorrow.
i bet, i wont find no girl.
where is santa when y ou really need him.
- X-Ray0
So now you wanna spend the night with santa? ;-)
- rasko40
does anyone else find it preverted that santa spends his time travelling the world coming down childrens chimneys?
- rasko40
I mean, emptying his sack like that.. eeuw
- rasko40
.. and his love of mince
- rasko40
.. and bouncing kids up and down on his knee in his grotto
- Anarchitect0
but he gives good head.
- toe_knee0
his cock hurts
- rasko40
and he does have good policy when it comes to employing the vertically challenged
- rasko40
rudolphs red nose is no accident!
- patnoodle0
Only working once a year - lazy bastard.
- toe_knee0
and he calls the raindeer with its ass in his face 'vixen'
- Anarchitect0
http://homepage.mac.com/jlgolson…
no presents for 'dumbfuckistan' this year either.