Bad Meeting
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- abizzyman
Have you ever been stuck in a meeting where you had to poop so bad that you damn neer shit yourself - but you couldn't leave because you were the one talking?
omg... my lowerback hurts so bad from pinching my sphincter for nearly 2 hours... my kidney's hurt when I finaly got relief.
- tuig0
i know your pain..damn..i can(t just llike say i'm going to toilet...
and if you da ,you are sitting on the toilet thinking what they light be thinking and then you can't go and so on....
- mg330
Wow, what an awesome post.
- Scottizzle0
Hell yea that was a fucking classic post.
Been there bud ;D
Gotta remember to take shits in the morning before work or when u get home when ur smoking ur first off-work bowl of chronic.
cheers.
- mg330
I go every day at about 9:30am, give or take 10 minutes.
- ********0
haha nope... i love droppin deuces at work though.
- -sputnik-0
classic!
how about after 1 hour say that it seems as if everyone could use a break and take 5? you can be sure that during a 2-hour meeting, someone in there has to pee.
- abizzyman0
well... it was one of those late-morning deals where they offer evetyone a cup of the caffeinated - and I was dumb enough to accept... and I had just eaten as I was rushing to get to the meeting (basically panicking to finish up everything for the meeting).
... seriously... my lower back is so sore right now.
- abstrakt0
one time i lived with this girl in a house she owned. the only bathroom was in her room and there wasn't a door on the bathroom, just a small curtain. her bed was right by the bathroom. the first time i had to do a #2 at night and she was lying in bed reading. that sucked. it would make a plop and i know she could hear it crystal clear. after that i resorted to only going #2 when she left the house. one time she didn't leave for 2 days... oh man that sucked. i was contemplating going behind the house, but i just forced myself not to poo for 2 days.
- abizzyman0
hahahhaahahahahahahahahahaahahah...
... abstrakt - you're just awesome.
- Scottizzle0
Fuck yea you're awesome. I was sharing a room with my two female roomates (while we were looking for our current place) and my bathroom is just a tiny slidy door thats super thin and easy to hear through.
Interesting few weeks lol.
- story0
I had to shit really bad one saturday at work. I was the only one working so I locked the front door and put up a "will be back in 10 min."
- ********0
LOL abstrakt.
i prefer to shit at work because i live with 2 chicks... and i just dont like shitting when they're in the house. its a small bathroom with no sink so i cant run the tap or anything.
and you can cover the *ploop* with a couple squares of toiletpaper on top of the water... but its the sounds your ass makes that cant exactly be controlled.
- dahl0
abstrakt, too funny...
I just love those "curtain bathroom doors." You really end up knowing a lot about the people you live with.
- dahl0
and if you make a huge splash, you end up with wet thighs.
- mrdobolina0
nick lives with two chicks, like john ritter.
- abizzyman0
"come and knock on my door...."!!
- mrdobolina0
he has to pretend he is gay in order to fool the landlord
- Gilt0010
I always go the minute I get home from work. I save it up all day.
So it's quarter past 4 here in Seattle and I'll be home in an hour or so!! Yee haw!
- Scottizzle0
Fuck yea! I get off in another hour and then BAM straight to the house library with my bong.