not feeling it
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- k0na_an0k
man. i am just not feeling it today. i am just REALLY unfunny to the point of me not wanting to talk to anyone or post anymore. nothing i have said all day has been remotely funny.
at lunch we went out to hooters, me and 3 guys from work. all cool guys. we're having a good time and i notice our waitress is wearing a pair of shorts like 2 sizes too small and they are riding REAL high, so i say 'man, if those shorts get any higher the fda is going to come in here and make her wear a hair net.'
nothing. they all looked at me and i swear i heard crickets. maybe i'm tired. maybe i'm past my prime. maybe i need to just shut up.
anyone have this happen before?
- Soler0
that was pretty funny i think. especially since those late 40's hooters chicks are prolly real hairy.
- ethios0
No, never. My jokes always get laughs.
¬.¬
- grayhood0
even ia slump your funnier then almost everyone here.
- jevad0
haahahaa
- mrdobolina0
that shit was totally funny kona.
- Spix0
haha...I thought that was pretty funny.
- Carty0
kona...
we know you are funny.
sometimes we are just at a different frequency than most.much like a dog whistle, or a tree falling in the forest.
- k0na_an0k0
i don't know if they didn't get it or what, but i haven't even said anything good on here all day.
:(
i don't think they made the connection of the hair net and the hair other than their head. who knows.
i thought it was funny as hell but oh well. thanks guys for the pick me up.
- k0na_an0k0
if a tree falls in the forest on a dog while i'm whistling does that make me gay?!?
eh.... eh?!?
:(
*walks out pouting
haha...... ehhhhhh.
- mayo0
you just need new friends, k0na. we think you're damn funny.
- johndiggity0
remember, babe ruth led the league in strikeouts too kona.
- Point50
depends on if the the tree was a redwood or a douglas fir...
and if the dog was neutered...
- dablammit0
yeah kona, i would've laughed if i was there.
....Then I would've got that dirty bitches digits.
- mrdobolina0
should have gotten the buffet at a strip joint instead.
- spendogg0
Maybe your delivery is a little off - that was funny as shit, but if delivered it deadpan, they werent feelin the energy.
- mr_snuggles0
Dude, whatever, you are by far the funniest guy here. You know what it takes to make people laugh, honestly I've thought many times that you should be in advertising.
If shit was your call, you'd be able to touch so many people with your ideas on what is humourous...I'm soooo drunk right now, but saw this and felt compelled to let you know just how hilarious and creative your posts are. Yeah, hahahaha, good tims man. People have ragged on NT for a while now, but you've made this place such a pleasure, at least for me, this past year or so, I thank you!
* removes lips from Kona's ass and passes out on top of his cat
* meeeowww
- Gorbie0
feeling the same way...
i made a robot in the PS battle and noone thought it was cool. i thought it was pretty rad myself.
grayhood even made fun of the lens flare i used.
:^(
- mr_snuggles0
Gorbie:
Dude, whatever, you are by far the funniest guy here. You know what it takes to make people laugh, honestly I've thought many times that you should be in advertising.
If shit was your call, you'd be able to touch so many people with your ideas on what is humourous...I'm soooo drunk right now, but saw this and felt compelled to let you know just how hilarious and creative your posts are. Yeah, hahahaha, good tims man. People have ragged on NT for a while now, but you've made this place such a pleasure, at least for me, this past year or so, I thank you!
* removes lips fromGorbie's ass and passes out on top of his cat
* meeeowww
mr_snuggles
(Dec 17 04, 17:09)
- Gorbie0
hahahaha
now seriously... tell me the robot is cool or i'm gonna hide in my room for three days.