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- mayo
Is grounded for forging her report card in Microsuck Word. According to my sister, it looks identical to a real report card and the only reason my sister knows it's fake is my niece's conscience was killing her. She's only 12.
Now, should i, as her favorite auntie, talk to her about just applying herself more and encourage her to do better or
buy her InDesign for her birthday? ;P
- cosmo0
signs of budding designer. Give her all that she needs.
- gruntt0
she's gonna need a scanner.
that concience thing will go away with time.
;)
- mrdobolina0
hahah I did that when I was in high school with a photocopier, glue stick and exacto. my fam was none the wiser.
- cosmo0
u know exacto was an awesome creation.
- Spix0
nice...haha...yeah buy her indesign.
- mrdobolina0
I pulled out my old exacto from school and use it to cut up weed for joints.
- nick0
cutting up weed with an exacto? that might be the strangest thing i've heard all week.
- k0na_an0k0
haha. i've done worse.
i used to work as a lifeguard and we would laminate our members passes. well... with an exacto, camera and blue screen i made a couple grand one summer making people fake id's. then someone got caught and the whole opperation was shut down. i never got in trouble though.
you need to help mold her, indesign is the way to go.
- mrdobolina0
shit I have is real dense nick, hard to bust up.
Im such a weedhead, I shouldnt talk about that shit here.
- mg330
Mayo I thought you were a guy?
- mrdobolina0
there probably is a direct correlation between me having to counterfeit high school report cards and smoking weed, but I cant tell.
- lifeinsodium0
mayo IS a guy.
- liquid0
get her photoshop..... and tell your sister that you will take her under your wing....
guarantee you that once she finds something she loves she will start doing well at school....
- mg330
Mayo's post said "Now, should i, as her favorite auntie, talk to her about just applying herself more..."
I thought he was a guy, now I see a guy with split personalities perhaps.
- liquid0
ok mayo .......fem or no? wtf....I thought he was a guy too.....
- mrdobolina0
fe-mayo
- lifeinsodium0
haha. mayo would be delighted to hear these responses. she is a real sweet "man"
- mayo0
mayo is a girl.
Michelle Bonifacio Sack.
28 years old.
5'2".
Filipino and Russian American.I only pretend to be a guy for lifeinsodium.
screw buying InDesign. I shall teach her the arts of piracy.
- mayo0
now doesn't it seem shameful that i aggressively participate in threads about naming farts and all that? :P
- lifeinsodium0
fart naming is alright. but all these people think you are a guy because you don't start 12 threads about yourself everyday like all NT females are suppsosed to.