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- DavidFelt
My Stomach says get some food, but my wallet says no chance (as its empty till tomorrow).
anyone ever stolen food to eat? or got any other ideas for that matter?
- rabattski0
lmao. how about making a "will work for food" sign and stand somewhere in the street or something?
- RustyBadge0
Gordon Brown (Chancellor - UK parliament) whilst a student at Edinburgh University, wrote a book about what to do when in your position.
One piece of advice he wrote was "go through the bins at the back of shops, you'd be surprised what they through away".
No joke.
Give it a try, let me know how you get on....RATBOY!!
- usrper0
just two days ago, i was at the usual kebob stall, it was quite crowded, their stuff is good. i ordered, took like 4 mins for the decent platter. when it was finally done i had my wallet in hand, along with many others beside me. when he handed me the food i had to try grabbing the cash from the wallet with one hand, to no avail. so he let me take the food first.
when i managed to take the cash out, he was in midst of grilling and taking other orders. for a split second he looked at me, but trailed away. i was still holding the cash.
"walk away", my mind says.
and walk away i did.
- rabattski0
and there is always the salvations army soup kitchen....
- usrper0
i think thats the first time i stole from a small private owned business.
- iLotion0
walk into restuarant - find the little guy that's always in such places eating alone - sit down at their table and proceed to eat all their food while staring at them with crazy eyes - walk out - job done.
- toe_knee0
in here we have a tray with bars and sweets and stuff in it, you pay for what you take and put the money in a little cardboard box next to it. Ive taken lunch money out of it a few times
- rabattski0
brilliant one ilotion! but that little guy is a schizo or something? i mean, the little guy, "their" table?
- usrper0
actually i heard something similar to ilotion's.
friend was in korea, travelling. sits down for one of them ginseng chicken soup bowls, then some normal looking local walks to their table, then he makes this gesture like "so like, im gona have a taste of this you mind?" kinda thing, pointing to the food, then he sat down and had a wonderful time with them.
he told me he was well dressed and stuff. his impresion of his gesture was hilarious.
- iLotion0
ok, fine... his, if you're gonna be pedantic n stuff ;)
- rabattski0
well his or he's a schizo. i actually like that suggestion more if he's a schizo you know. but hey that's me and yeah i know! i'm in therapy for that.
- mrdobolina0
I used to 'dine and dash' quite a bit in my youth. goto a nice restaurant, dress up... order your food, eat it... go to the bathroom and dip out of the restaurant unscathed... easier than it sounds.
- DavidFelt0
Ive done that before, a good tip is to wait for the bill and when they walk away put some change on the plate, it can only be like a few pence or something, then walk out briskley and begin running when you get out.
This way they think its been paid for and HAVE to go check the plate to see how much is there, by the time they realise, your gone!!!! hooray!
- toe_knee0
And when your running away shout
"theres no such thing as a free lunch eh? BASTARDS"
- mogwai0
in all major cities in the states we have free feasts at the Hari Krishna temples every sunday. All vegeterian of course, but damn it will blow your mind. Also hit the mall food court around lunchtime and rake in the free samples.
i highly recomend getting a job and or managing your money better though.
- _salisae_0
do you have a check book?
go to the grocery and buy food with a check that will be good by tomorrow.