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- DutchBoy
thought i'd start this thread before someone else does..
- 2cent0
haha.... release the hounds!
- DutchBoy0
to 100 and beyond!
- abizzyman0
okay.. I'll start:
"We are seeking a highly motivated individual with exceptional programming skills in two or more of Microsoft Visual Studio (C#, C++ and Visual Basic), PHP, Java, JavaScript, Macromedia Flash MX (ActionScripting), Macromedia ColdFusion, or Perl. Database design and normalization for the web with Microsoft SQL Server, Oracle 9i, MySQL, or PostgreSQL is a plus. Position also requires a minimum of two years of industry work experience."....
... well...
i'm 3 for 14... guess I'm not applying.
- mitee_0
can i rock front page?
- DutchBoy0
i can do that, abizzyman..
additionally i make excellent coffee, i can wash socks, polish babyskulls, roast chickenlivers, suck momma's dick, save babywhales, choke up crocodiles, release trousersnakes, snort peanutbutter, sweat catlitter and a whole bunch of other things..
- DutchBoy0
lmao designerror!!
- designerror0
i'll pay you $500.000 a year if you come and do that stuff in my office in Iceland, Dutchie!
- DutchBoy0
lemme practice a lil' more..
cuz i lied about the coffee.. :/
- designerror0
i have a coffee maker so you are good to go
- F_180
so i guess i'll ask it: is anyone going to apply? or just talk shit about 2A the whole time?
- DutchBoy0
yo moma is so phat she applied for a job at 2A.
- abizzyman0
Your dad's so dumb that he decided to apply for a 2a job.
- DutchBoy0
yo sista is so wet she applied for a job at 2A.
- mr_snuggles0
tara|gee is so ugly that when she went to an ugly competition, the told her "Sorry no professionals"
Is this the right thread?
- abizzyman0
your dog is so horny that he dry humped your dad's 2a employment application.
- DutchBoy0
your granpa is so mental that he sent his 2A job application in a bag of catlitter.
- designerror0
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH...
- designerror0
you and you damn cat fetish Dutchie
- DutchBoy0
your nephew is so fanatic he wrote his 2A job application in arabic.
