gimme your ferrari
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- grayhood0
i heard for the first six months he owned a computer dutchboy thought that it was called a mouse b/c you were suppose to shove it up your butt hole and pretend you had a tail.
- DutchBoy0
no, but you may touch it briefly..
:P°°
- k0na_an0k0
i touched dutchboys mouse before. it was slimmy.
ok, i really was touching my own mouse but whatever.
- moth0
GIVE ME YOUR WOMEN.
- Gilt0010
no no its safe. Definitely SFW! Just cars...
It's not like brazilian models mainlining heroine or anything...
- k0na_an0k0
ALL YOUR WOMEN ARE, BELONG TO KONA.
then they get passed along to dutchboy. sometimes, still alive. and THAT my friends is a true sign of friendship between nters.
- Gilt0010
Holy crap grayhood. Coffee nearly came out my nose...
check this out:
http://www.wreckedexotics.com
- JazX0
I test drove one once in Cape Town. I almost cried when I had to get out of it. So smoov! Zooming around the bends of CT, I felt like a superstar for 20 minutes.
- cosmo0
fuck that I ain't touching dutchie mouse, he never sleeps god knows wat he has done before touching that mouse.
- JazX0
hehe
- gruntt0
do you want the red one or the yellow one?
- jox0
- k0na_an0k0
i have a pink one and one that i smeared my poo all over in a statement against the innocent killing of baby whales by careless u.s. truckers on the interstate.
under all the poo it's red. nice.
- _salisae_0
i'm sure you did, jazx.
- DutchBoy0
agreed, jox!!
doesn't matter which color as long as i can sit in it.
*sob
i am actually too tall for these cars.
I have once tried to sit behind the steering wheel of a testarossa but my legs got stuck and couldn't move them, so end of story & dream. :'(
- DutchBoy0
rotfl, k0na!
- grayhood0
those truckers are always running over whales, damn them!
- _salisae_0
what do you look like dutch? any photos? just curious.
tall? hmm.
- grayhood0
something tells me i should not click that link at work.
- k0na_an0k0
stupid whales.... GET OFF THE HIGHWAY!
i almost hit one the other day but luckily i swearved and missed it and ran over a group of school children selling gingerbread cookies on the side of the road. the whale was ok though. whew. close call.
as a bonus i 'found' some free cookies... mmmmmm.