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- blaw0
Beyonce
100!
james-
(Feb 22 05, 15:35)100!
bulletfactory
(Feb 18 05, 11:09)100!!!!
fawn
(Feb 23 05, 22:40)100
vormburo
(Feb 22 05, 13:37)
- blaw0
shit.
- GeorgiePorgie0
shit.
blaw
(Feb 25 05, 12:07)
- GeorgiePorgie0
i hate playing against women, for some reason they always take me money.
cosmo
(Feb 25 05, 12:02)
- driftlab0
"Aw thanks, Mal. You're like the retarded sister I never wanted."
Transfatty
(old old thread)
- dopepope0
hahaha
- grayhood0
Devise slang term.
When you're sitting down (and i know most of us are all too often) and you let one rip and the sucker slides across your buns and, rather than taking the logical rearward route out through the top of your trousers, instead heads to the front, searing hot and slithering like a cobra down your thigh.What shall we call this?
mikebob
(Feb 27 04, 12:42)the start to one of my favorite threads.
- ********0
hahaah i remember that thread grayhood!!! llloolloll
- grayhood0
it was a true classic, sadly its not there anymore.
- ********0
over 2 women?
i kissed two women on the way to work this morning.
while wanking.
k0na_an0k
(Feb 25 05, 13:36)
- k0na_an0k0
from introduction thread:
___
tara, cmon, why didnt you post the one you sent to me? the one you posted is total bull. here's what she sent to me...
my name is tara and i grew up in a god awful suburb called braintree. the best part of my town is its mall. i should also note that mattyd's pop warner team crushed my towns.
at the age of 17 i moved to baltimore and briefly dated cal ripken jnr. i broke up with him because he took his work too seriously. i told him 'its either me or the streak.' so after he picked the streak i decided to pick up graphic design. graphic design has been a great creative outlet for me because i have been able to just let it all out, yknow?
i discovered NT by accident because i briefly lived in dublin and dated the edge's brother. one day, bono walks in singing acapella something like 'i cant believe the newstoday...' i decided to research it for myself and, he's right, i can't believe the shitshow this place is either.
a few years ago i decided to check out dirty jersey. i lost my sense of smell at a young age due to my meth addiction, so the putrid stench that this state omits is lost on me, ha ha ha. new york city is only 3 miles from me, so i take that luxury to skateboard to work everyday. i almost went pro for skateboarding but didnt, because it wasn't my scene.
right now, i'm residing the the 'durty jerz' is its called because i like to keep a low profile from cal. he's retired and says he wants to rekindle the flame. i'm not interested, however, because he may have been known for his stamina on the field, but not in the sack if you know what i mean, ha ha ha.
so currently im just relaxin' like an anglo-saxin. shoot me an email if you want, ill tell you all about cal.
*kisses *
mattyd
(Feb 25 05, 13:35)
- jevad0
26, I was lured back to Las Vegas with the title of AD by the Hard Rock Hotel. Four months later I was laid off...now I sit in the office at my home and work with my partner who is in LA. We make very pretty things. I also turned pro wang wanker a month ago when I broke it off with the gf..I've been asked to come to the Summer X-Games as the nations favorite in the 10 minute wank for highest volume competition. So when I'm not designing...I'm honing my skill.
iDp
(Feb 25 05, 13:44)
- bentzen0
dude. it's a g5! hello! spend the 4gs, boost the ram and you can fucking control the space shuttle with the thing!
k0na_an0k
(Feb 25 05, 14:02)
- jevad0
hahahahah
- jevad0
well that's the problem.
ie and mac go together like masturbating and a pitch fork.
safari or firefox is where it's at.
p.s. don't masturbate with a pitchfork.
k0na_an0k
(Feb 25 05, 14:20)
- k0na_an0k0
i wonder if i get so many of these because i'm an idiot, or because i'm legitimately funny?
probably a combination of the two.
ok. who am i kidding. i'm an idiot.
either way. thanks.
- GeorgiePorgie0
i got this name b/c i wear a gray hooded sweatshirt every day...
whats that you say this thread isn't about me?
well fuck off then.
grayhood
(Feb 25 05, 14:29)
- peteski0
faggots, every single one of em
tfsmag
(Feb 25 05, 21:08)
- ********0
step 1.
take yer ass back to yh
BonSeff(Feb 25 05, 23:17)
hahahahahahhahahaha
- jevad0
Bah! Blow it out your ear.
jkristofer
(Feb 26 05, 09:36)