The End of The World will smell like...
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- soda0
..or Benjy's sandwich shop...
- soda0
..or like a real bad dose of athletes foot...
- tomkat0
That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...(It's time I had some time alone)
- soda0
...or like an ear infection.
- ********0
Is this how the worlde ends man? Not with a bang but with a whimper?
- soda0
I dunno how it will end but it will bloody well stink thats for sure....
- chossy0
see if the world was going to end by massive tidal waves I will call them 'tsunamis' I would get my self a massive dinghy and a crate of beer and then I would get tanked up and try and ride that sucker
*woooooooooooooo does the sign of the devil
- soda0
Comets man, it will have to be comets.
Apparently if one is going to hit us chances are we won't know a thing about it until about 24 hours before, if that...cheery thought eh?
Who started this??? Blimey, bad enough its monday, it's freezin and it's still not christmas, without all this stinky end of the world bit..
- vespa0
i know sorry soda i always get a bit morbid around christmas. it's the jingle bells, incessant cheery music makes me want to murder
- pascii0
burning flesh
- chossy0
if it is a comet. I would sit primed with a massive tennis raquett and would try to blast it back to where it came from
* wooooooooooo does sign of the devil
- rasko40
in my mind I have painted magnificent christmas murals of Cabbage Patch Kid hunting moms and pops hacking at each other with sickles and sythes - the world shall be inherited by the meek cabbage patch kids, although in my dream mental painting I have swapped them for garbage pail kids.
Its fun for all the family, and it isn't patented by Tomy or Mattel
- soda0
cabbage patch kids with clown make up....
- soda0
....And not just clown make up, but mime make up too...
*shivers with the heebee geebee's!
- vespa0
haahha rasko brilliant! there was always something so EVIL about cabbage patch kids! did any clowns feature in your mentalist mural?
- vespa0
OMG snap soda!
- soda0
Chossy, surely the shockwave of your comet reflecting tennis racket action would cause tsunami's meaning you would have to revert to plan A apon completing plan B?
Wouldn't leave much time for the drinking of said crate of beer beverage?
- chossy0
My brother will rule the world when he is king of everything and omnipotent. When he reaches this stage nothing can happen that he can't control. He said this to the priest at my grandmothers funeral the priest shit himself. Cause we were all looking at the priest seriously and the priest said well thats a nice idea. My brother said stoney faced it is not and idea it will happen the priest left shortly after that. :)
- soda0
Dolls+Clowns+Mime.....
all smelling like ear wax too....
*cues up REM...
- rasko40
not just clowns, but clowns with telescopic arms and court jesters in suits made from the burning flesh of post apocalyptic doom!