You know you're getting old when...
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- brooke0
I'll be 24 soon...
I feel like I do more today than ever before. Each year gets better & better. Sky's the limit.
- Meeklo0
One thing is getting old, another very different is getting boring..
- donbrewer0
What a bunch of babies! Oscar Wilde called it the Rotting Twenties, I didn't trust anyone over 30, then life began at 40 now 50 is the new 30. Life sucks then you die. Today I found out I have cataracts and have to have both of my eyes cut open, remove the rot and implant lenses- now that's old. Live it up and always go to the party! Listen to your Daddy.
- tara|gee0
lol im not 32... yet :P
sok cuz im told i look 22 but i think he just was trying to feel my hoohoos
- gruntt0
You know you're getting old when...
...you can set your watch to your bowel movements.
- DutchBoy0
i have disappointed many friends lately cuz of my 'been there, done that' syndrome..
- breed0
maybe its because the performers all suck ass this year.
- -kappa-0
How old are you?
Age is a state of mind. - If you think your too old, you are.
- magicpatch0
you must have a big day tomorrow cuz theres no way id be missing that, is it in las vegas?
- Gorbie0
i don't do anything unless there's ice cream involved.
- Point50
Let's put it like this -kappa-, I'm 20 and I've felt old for about 5 years now. Physically and mentally...
*calling to put in ice cream request
- DutchBoy0
you are 20?
and feeling old?
now that is depressive.. :(
- abizzyman0
*takes the Lord's name in vain
... dude... you're twenty.
Stop it.
- kezza_20
You know you are old when atheletes or sportsmen who are 30 are regarded as reaching the twilight of their career
- Point50
wow. I'm not twenty. I'm retarded. I'm actually 30... I need some coffee and lobotomy.
sorry. I think I'm done posting for the day.
- zenfulbeauty0
I was thinking the exact same thing, Point...
I was invited to a party for Usher at the MGM last night and didn't go. 5 years ago I wanted to do absolutely everything and would have been there for sure! But, now it just doesn't sound as interesting.
- abizzyman0
I'm detecting maturity!!
This is turning me on! You guy's and 'old folks war stories' are the new viagra!!
wooot!
I'm 28... and my knees hurt soo freakin' bad when they're cold.
- monkeyshine0
think there's some secret karmic law against talking about being old before you're 40. please.
- exstatic0
i think we are all destined for doom b4 50
- DutchBoy0
oh shit..
*shuts mouf
i'm as *young* as abizzyman..