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- johndiggity
so, my friend has askeed his very first girlfrien that he ever had to marry him. she is totally wrong for him, and after we had a meeting fo frriends, the consensus was we should put a contract out on her. she hates us all and totally sucks as a human being.
i'm not being dramatic, she is bad, if you met her fro 5 minutes, yyou'd agree.
has anyone been in a similar situation and have any advice? he's a good friend, and i don't want to see him go down the wrong road.
- designerror0
ZAPzapZAPzap her..
- jevad0
ouch...thats a toughie...tell him
- Gorbie0
yeah... the problem is that when you try and say shit like that... you're friend will always think you're turning against him.
i don't have an answer for you. things have to run their course sometimes.
maybe you can drop some subtle hints, and see what happens.
- designerror0
don't you have some don juan semi good friend you can send her way, so she will end up banging him instead and dump your friend
- johndiggity0
oh, we've dropt subtle hints. after she said "all your frineds are losers and you need to move to a different state with me" that pretty much did it.
her: ceative writing major, writes in a journal all day an never has anyting positive to say.
him: nice guy, but biggest pothead i've ever known, got a ged and works landscaping.
- Gorbie0
sounds like he needs that kind of authority figure?
shit... you're gonna get me sounding like fucking oprah.
- johndiggity0
he doesn't and she sucks a lot. she's not even hot. she has nothing going for her. she doesn't even have a job and she gives all his friend's shit. he has a trust fund too, which is why we are all sceptical.
- BonSeff0
layout in a bush and tranq dart her in the neck.
what's next isupto you
- Gorbie0
oh no.
she's gonna turn her journal into his check book!
- designerror0
Get some hair on the checst and be the good friend and tell him what a cunt girlfriend he has..
If he gets pissed and tell you to back off, it's his mistake and i would not consider him as a good friend anymore..
True friends listen to each other..
- designerror0
oh no.
she's gonna turn her journal into his check book!
Gorbie
(Dec 3 04, 23:27)
------------------------HAhahahahhahhahahaha
hahahahhhahahahhahaasorry john, but that was god damn fucking funny!
- johndiggity0
seriously, i think she's going to have to be dealt with. if you know what i mean.
- mg330
Tell the man, "Look beyond the allure of that thing, between the legs and above the knees. Trust me my friend, I love you and I want you to know there are many more decent and worthy ones out there, some even attached to a body that houses a good personality and great brain."
- Bottlerocket0
It's none of your business who your friend marries...'cause oddly enough, they're marrying each other and not you and your friends.
Even though she may hate you and it's awfull when you go round and see them, when everyone goes home it's still just hem and their relationship.
Be a friend and butt out.
- Peter0
set her up with someone you just met at the bar
- zaven0
take pictures of her, then do some photoshop and put her face on some p*rn images, then arrange a fake p*rn website and show your friend who is gonna marry..
it will work for sure!!
- BobaFetus0
Hire Tonya Harding. She'll take care of the bitch...
- vespa0
wot Bottlerocket said.
johndiggity it's time to let go of your latent ghey desires for your friend and just accept that he's found someone else. there will still be a place for you in this relationship if you don't try and make him choose.
- DutchBoy0
"sounds like he needs that kind of authority figure?
shit... you're gonna get me sounding like fucking oprah.
Gorbie
(Dec 3 04, 23:21)"hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! omg!!
(but true!)
hahahahahahahhaahhaahha
- contia10
rent Saving Silverman and recreate...
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obido…
love is blind he won't see she sucks untill it hits him in the face
I know because my friends warned me about my ex and I couldn't see it untill I woke the F - up one day and dropped that bitch like a bad habit and that is exactly what a bad relationship is!