Getting Laid
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- heavyarms
Any one have any tips on how to get dates or get laid? I'm really lame with girls.
- ibye0
Funny. I'm rusty not lame. I have always been good and even a player. It's just different now.
I'm older and it is a diifferent game.
- blackspade0
get yo game on!
- auricom0
well for starters, don't write messages like these.
self confidence bud, it's all ya need.
- ibye0
I know, I just need to get it back.
She took it when she left.
- warheros0
no, what you need to do is post something on NT about your problems. so, youve got that covered, eh?
get leid.
- GreedoLives0
if ya can, go out during the week...the meat markets are less crowded. work on the weekends.
- ibye0
Believe it or not this has been helpful. Not only he sincere responses, but the wise ass one s too.
- BonSeff0
leisure suit at the supermarket.
- GreedoLives0
just start taking your cock out on the bus...see if anyone bites.
- Gorbie0
... and make obscene remarks at the possibilities of zucchini.
- ibye0
I've had a few of girls since the
break. It's fun during and sad afterwards. And no it's not sad because I realize what a pig I was banging. they were all cute.
- DutchBoy0
i want you!!!
(my pic is in my profile)
- ibye0
Yeah maybe I should just beat off on unsuspecting women in the subway. Hmmm it'll cost me some money for the trench coat...
- ibye0
Oooo DutchBoy you're hot.
I hope the drapes match the
carpet (on your balls)
- toe-knee0
*vomits
- BonSeff0
buy a sweater, get the small talk rollin
http://www.lesliehall.com/8-swea…
- warheros0
g'dmt, DutchBoy, how did i know you were going to post that.
hahahahahahaa, gets me everytime, except minus the laughing, plus lots of cringes.
- heavyarms0
Damn ibye, stop hijaking my thread I'm serious I need to know. I am incredibly lame with women. I can't even talk to them. When I do everything they say is stupid and has no logical response. I know confidence is important but you can't fake it if you really don't have it.
- ibye0
Sorry dude, I thought you were just mking fun of me. It's all yours