Alleghory of the Cave
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- kingjulien
I've always liked skinny girls. When the whole heroin chic model thing in the mid-nineties took off I applauded. If it takes a puke or two after a Filet to maintain that figure I say good--beauty is hard damn work and who am I to judge?
Ironically though, my first handjob was from this cute half white half Japanese girl who was on the....well, thicker side. Let's say she was chunky but funky. My friend had a party and this girl was making eyes from across the room. Keith Sweats' I'll Give All My Love was bumpin' on the hi-fi and I just acted impulsively--I felt the moment. I was young and dumb and faded. When she stared at me and adjusted her double d's under the lights, I smiled. You see, she looked good. She nodded for me to follow her, we found an emty room in the back, and the next thing you know I was getted chopped up and yelling "Dynooomite" like JJ Evans from Good Times.
At I was buckling my pants and trying to think of a good story to tell my friends to justify my disapperance, at that precise moment the Stones' Sympathy for the Devil came on, and I finally heard it, at least the way it was supposed to be heard. I listend on my friend's crappy clock radio and I saw the world from a whole new perspective, a sudden paradigm shift, and I realized at that point that there was no turning back.
A new me was born, and well, the rest is history.
- iDp0
sometimes I dig a little thickness. But mainly its the cracked out skinny ones that turn me on. I feel that smaller boobies make the girl a little more aerodynamic, and thats always a good thing.
- -leah-0
"I've always liked skinny girls. When the whole heroin chic model thing in the mid-nineties took off I applauded. If it takes a puke or two after a Filet to maintain that figure I say good--beauty is hard damn work and who am I to judge?"
i really hope you are kidding with that statement... that was sick and twisted :(
- grayhood0
king you should be a writer. you and slice should team up and write a movie.
- monkeyshine0
"If it takes a puke or two after a Filet to maintain that figure I say good"
...kidding or no, you're an ass.
- kingjulien0
...kidding or no, you're an ass.
monkeyshine
(nov 17 04, 11:08)
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