Fun Memories...
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- jevad
For some reason as I was driving to work today I was suddenly reminded of an episode in 10th grade.
I was, at the time, dating a rather preppie lass who also happened to be the cheerleading captain, and head of the science club. So, pretty, and brains...a dangerous mix. She looked a bit like Kirsten Dunst, but with less of a moon-face.
Anyway...god knows why she was with me - perhaps I was her charity project. I was all about skatboarding, metallica, beer and punk rock at the time and she was less than enthusiastic about it.
One night we got into an argument about a t-shirt I was wearing. It was my 'Die Die My Darling' Misfits original print and very dear to my heart. Unfortunately she hated it, and would harp on for bloody hours when I was wearing it around her.
' I just don't understand why you would want to wear something with the word 'Die' on it, or listen to music with no melody.'
(You'll have to trust me when I say that this was all worth it for the amount of sex we had...and that she was pretty dirty in the bedroom, or beach, or car....)
But I digress....this particular night we were down at the beach and I was shotgunning beer cans (san miguel), while she was trying to read me poetry (please, pause here for some laughter if you can imagine the situation).
I had the misfits tshirt on and about halway through the night she started chirping on about it again. By this point I was fairly shitfaced and after about 30 minutes of her going on and on about it I finally snapped.
'LOOK FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT'S JUST A FUCKING TSHIRT YOU STUPID BITCH. IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU THERE HERE...*rips off thsirt and throws it down off the rocks onto a sandy bay below *...HAPPY? ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW? THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE TSHIRT"
I then stormed off, shirtless, and went to the mini-ramp we had built under a bridge, when I proceeded to get stoned off my face whilst listening to some AC/DC that my friends were playing.
The next day I was walking down at the beach again - there was a mcdonalds, KFC and 7-11 down there - and as I was walking into the 7-11 I saw the local homeless guy walking up the road.
See if you can guess what he was wearing.....yeah...my fucking Misfits tshirt. I thought, for a minute or so, about getting it back, but considered the humour of the situation and thought I should probably just let it go.
I walked into teh 7-11, called the girl, and broke up with her then. I came to the realisation that nothing and nobody should ever, ever, stand in the way of your favourite tshirt.
Not even if she wanted to do a 3some with her best friend.
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Thanks Jeev...Made my da so far..
- de4k0
nice story jeeves.
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HEROIC STORY...
Encore dude...
Yo man love your journal pictures... They and you really styleboost and enspire me...
Cheers my NT brotha
- chossy0
why didn't you just throw her in stead ? ;O
- nuarmy0
nice read this early in the morning.
- jevad0
"why didn't you just throw her in stead"
I would be lying if I said the thought hadn't crossed my mind.
More for the shitty poetry she was trying to read me than anything else.
I also just remembered that after getting baked at the mini-ramp, we went down to the beach and smashed up a police hut with our skateboards.
Ahhhh youth....
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NWA - Fuck the police
- iLotion0
"Not even if she wanted to do a 3some with her best friend."
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*ponders for a second tapping finger on chin...Nope, can't get on board with that Jevad - I'd ditch the shirt to double the tang any day... As long as the chicks weren't fatties mind!
- ********0
haha..true say...THREE WAY WOOPIE IS POPIN
- jevad0
"Nope, can't get on board with that Jevad - I'd ditch the shirt to double the tang any day... As long as the chicks weren't fatties mind!"
lmao
- kodap0
omg Jev.. it's fuuuunny shit. post this on your blog.
:p
- jevad0
hahaha kodap - I can't - my mum reads it!
- grayhood0
good story, or as you would say "+1"
- chossy0
ilotion pfft 'the tang' I'm going to use that in a sentence tonite.
- vwsung18t0
the adult thing to do was to just pretend to agree with her that the shirt had to go and hide it, then wait a couple of weeks, months if you have the patience, then tattoo the shirt print on her chest, all over her breasts and stomach, and leave the country forever.
- jevad0
fuck...now why didn't I think of that? Bloody brilliant....
i should have called this thread 'Fun Mammaries'
- hUtCh0
Reminds me of a time at school when my friends decided (for me) that I was going out with the (very pretty) hard-as-nails rebelious chick in our year.
I didn't really like her that much but stuck with it for a week or so. Then, during one lunch hour, I told her I wasn't interested in her no more.
She took it pretty well, until 20mins later - whilst I stood in the dinner queue with ALL my buddies - she flew up to me and started to punch sh*t outta my head and face.
What could I do but keep pushing her away so she could bounce back to lay some more punches. She gave up in the end.
Took me a while to get my cred back from that episode.
She was nuts. She was a mother at 16...
- jevad0
HAHAHahahha!!!
- chossy0
or 'tittoo memories'
- chossy0
woah hutch a girl tried to throw me over a bridge one time after she broke up with me?! crazy person.