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- kingjulien
Every time I see an attractive lady jogging, with some striped sweats and a sportsbra jiggling, I instantly hear Jay Z's chorus, "Can you bounce to me bounce to me". It used to be only in my head, so I could conceal it with a sarcastic smile, but now I'm at a point in my life where I just don't care, and I just start singing it without any kind of filter to reconcile who's in my vicinity, or whether the jogger can hear me. It's led to cute smiles, but it's also led to mace cans being raised. The ironic thing is I think I turned my ex-gf into a carbon copy of me, to the point where she walks around central park on perv walks in the afternoon and begins singing it herself, trying to make friends with cute college girls, who she then convinces to model for her.
I always thought it was funny when guys lost their girlfriends for other girls. It seemed absurd, and yet beyond the realm of possibility. Now, it's still amusing, but in that "I think I want to go get loaded kinda way".
- kingjulien0
It was kind of a.....................joke? My ex really isn't a.....................lesbian now? I really .......like...... walks just to get exercise, and I'm really not checking out ................hot girls?