My Client Ate My Lunch
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- aliendn0
i still say a client makes a clientstoday.com site where they rip on designers;
"All I wanted was for the lettering to be a smidge bit higher and to have all the E's to have mickey mouse ears with fire on the edges and he told me it would take more than 3 minutes"
- aliendn0
"I told him to design a logo for our new marketing division called Leap Forward. So since frogs leap and kangaroos leap, i told him to design a logo that was a hybrid of a frog and a kangaroo. I even thought of a clever idea of having a mascot named Kangafroggie. He rolled his eyes and put on his earphones hooked up to that eye pohd thing the kids listen too. designers are some of the most uncreative people i've ever met. who's with me here huh? high five. *baseball bat swing, here's looking at you kid"
- DutchBoy0
haha, aliendn
- Dublao70
nah- frogaroo
- aliendn0
tadroo?
amphibaroo?
kangaphibian?
- grayhood0
Re: so called "designers"
i needed an internet web site, so i hired this guy, luckly i already had a brochure i did in word so all he had to do was make what i did webbable and the moron took three months to do it and even then he wasn't done because he said he needed content. CONTENT! i gave him the f*ing brochure!
he finally finished it and i tell you my kid could make a better web site, if he thinks i am paying him for this crappy site he has got another thing comming.
here is the link...
wwwdottootpicksdotcome
- puter0
"client: I want to get that Windows XP Service Pack 2 thingy, but it's too big for me to download with my modem. Can you download it and email it to me?"
Blahaha...