good taxes for bad clients
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- BonSeff
not to hujack the sales tax thread so..
lets write our own tax code and submit to the IRS for consideration..
we have a 8% * make the logo bigger tax
what else would you like to add?
- van_rijn0
25% for killin the design tax
- DutchBoy0
75% "slight revision" tax
- tparsons0
Nice....
The stupid question tax.
and
We don't have a budget.... comment
- DutchBoy0
12% "make it swoosh" tax
- van_rijn0
15% for drop shadows
- DutchBoy0
15% for bevels as well..
- jevad0
20% for being a fucking dickhead tax
- BonSeff0
210% markup tax for lovely euphemisms
such as:
jazz it up
make it snap
make it pop
etc
- DutchBoy0
35% "explaining the difference between flash and powerpoint" tax
- van_rijn0
11% for Apple Chancery
- DutchBoy0
25% "stupid question tax"
example: "can you fax the new site to me, so i can try it?"
- DutchBoy0
250% tax for comic sans!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- BonSeff0
15% ladies discount for wearing proper sweater meat and complimenting my tush
- brozilla0
50% tax for changing content at last minute
- van_rijn0
30% fo rmaking the site non php
- BonSeff0
35% tax for even thinking about how it will look/work in 4.0 browswers
- van_rijn0
nice one bonseff
- brozilla0
"We don't have a budget...."
Nice....
sliding tax scale to make up the difference
- BonSeff0
88% tax for entertaining client's friends' second opinion
- tymeframe0
40% "Could you put that in a Word document?" tax
70% for Publisher