he-man/big lebowski post
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- shaft0
Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
- DutchBoy0
I was talking about my rug.
- shaft0
Your rug, yes, well with that money you can buy any number of rugs that don't have sentimental value for me.
And I am sorry about that crack on the jaw.
- DutchBoy0
Huh. Jeez. Well, so, did he--is that yoga?
- shaft0
You're going to enter a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework.
- DutchBoy0
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man
- abizzyman0
Jeffrey, I want you to see my doctor, he's a good man...
... and thorough.
- abizzyman0
... a couple of beers... some laughs...
.. our troubles are over, dude.
- blackspade0
haha someone post the lebowski quotes page already
;P
- toful0
Is this your homework Larry?
Oh yeah:
'I don't roll on shabbos!'
- shaft0
You think veer kidding und making mit de funny stuff?
- shaft0
I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
- abizzyman0
I can get you a toe by this afternoon...
... with nail polish.