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- uncle_helv
Any top tips to share, that could one day come in handy?...
:)
- iLotion0
Don't fart when your lady's blowin ya!
- chossy0
if you dent some wood pop a wet tea towel over it and iron the towel
shazam dent gone innit :)
- asma0
the gay guy i lived with at college used to have a little tapestery up on his mantlepice that said: "When playing Deep Handball, keep your nails short, and i'll have a nut free diet for a week!"
thought that was a top tip when i finally understood it!!
what about keepng the sellotape in a bucket of sand so you dont loose the end!?
- HumanMale0
"... nut free diet..."
hahaha...
- ********0
dont design a logo for 150 bucks and the promise of more work and money.
- uncle_helv0
If you are into cottaging always carry a paper bag with you so when the cop looks under the toilet door he only sees one pair of feet.
:D
- ********0
If you are into cottaging always carry a paper bag with you so when the cop looks under the toilet door he only sees one pair of feet.
:D
uncle_helv
(oct 28 04, 04:48)the voice of experience.
- ********0
when smoking a joint, topless in the sun, lean forward.
Nothing is worse than a hotrock in the belly button.
- chossy0
don't drink MAX ondeeeess spunk it is black and strong!!
- stewardez0
don't stick q-tips too far in your ear
- ********0
unlike me who is white and weak :(
anyone know what that comedy sketch was about the guy who couldn't stop spunking and eventually died of it?? Was done in a dutch accent though probably a put-on one....
- uncle_helv0
No, not experience I was told that by my ultra gay mate, made me laugh though!
- stewart0
don't stick q-tips too far in your nose
- stewart0
don't stick q-tips too far in your cat
- ozhanlion0
don't play with an olive's seed after you finish or it can go inside one of yer nose holes. and then you try to find a small spoon to get it out.
yeah there is no spoon.
- ozhanlion0
if you load onto yer native hand in a long period of time when jerking off one day you may realize that your one hand is bigger than the other
- iLotion0
When purchasing a burger with the addition of a fried egg, and the 'chef' in the van asks if you want the yolk popped - ALWAYS get the yolk popped... I took the gamble one - Ruined a perfectly good pair of mustard chinos!
- ********0
if you want to avoid discomfort let chossy win at pool
- gruntt0
whenever possible, fart near a dog.
- uncle_helv0
When purchasing a burger with the addition of a fried egg, and the 'chef' in the van asks if you want the yolk popped - ALWAYS get the yolk popped... I took the gamble one - Ruined a perfectly good pair of mustard chinos!
iLotion
(oct 28 04, 05:40)Ha ha ha class "mustard chinos"
:)