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- grafholic0
"i don't do this often"
from every girl i've ever slept with. seriously. i have to try not to laugh sometimes.
johndiggity------
seriously, those girls probably live in the 50s.
- airey0
easy.
1. get a courier uniform and bust inside using her name as the customer contact (you may need to order a courier to your place (nextdoor neighbour's would be better) and take him out to get it, maybe even a few to get the right size).
2. once inside ditch the uniform and swop for a suit. i'd recommend waiting in a toilet cubicle until someone on their own is at the urinal. hide the body in the cubical, locking it from the inside a crawl over / under the wall.
3. find her area and 'bump' into her. use the i was just called here from 'upstairs' for some "important identity related issues".
4. organise to meet her for lunch.
like i said, an easy, honest approach.
- SteveJobs0
ok, email sent. i feel very good about my approach. it was very innocent and brief. not desparate and full of 'oh, i'm sorry if i'm bothering you'. the same as if i saw her on the street said 'hey, we met at so and so's' and 'oh, here's my number, i gotta run'. if she finds it creepy, she's overreacting. i'm not worried though. excited? yes!
- grafholic0
good luck!
- mayo0
you know what would have made that email even more awesome?
EMOTICONS!
- mayo0
good job. Hope you hear from her soon. :)
- grafholic0
animating gif if your (and her) email supports html.
- airey0
i think my way (5 posts up) would have been less hassle personally
- SteveJobs0
airey, i'll do that one next time while playing the mission impossible theme song on my ipod
- airey0
damn, i knew there was an angle i missed.
- nick0
steve, let us know how it goes
- airey0
and steve let us know which cop-shop to send the cake with the file inside.
- SoulFly0
did she write back yet?
- rasko40
All you need to do now is break into her apartment and wait for her to come home from work "Hi Honey, you're ho-ome! Hope you dont mind me sitting here in your panties"
- SteveJobs0
lol rasko!
- airey0
geez rasko, that's just going too far...
- SteveJobs0
she's probably already off of work. hopefully i'll hear back from her tomorrow.... hopefully, this was the right email address...
- airey0
maybe you could have mentioned that you were spanking the monkey while writing the email. to get her in the mood like.
- weldedturkey0
man, whatever you do, let me know if it works out. I'm stalking a few girls myslef, and I'd love some new material. ha ha
Ever see that Seinfeld epsisode with Vandalay Industries?
- weldedturkey0
whoa - the truth.