Pointless Rant: Family Ads
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- blackeyed
To the companies that make ad's for family products. I don't know if you visit this site, or read this message board.
But please stop making Family ads, where the woman gets all hot and moist cause Swifer Wet Jet comes with new Citrus Scents or all she focus's on is the uptight details of life (i.e. her toilet brush, or glad bags). Also the man are always some bland idiot who wants to always watch football and talk about his car and Hemi motor. Our women are not only house wives that get excited by new Johnson and Johnson products, and men are not as dumb and helpless as those ads. And what is with everyone trying to be funny now, I don’t need comedy to sell me my Car Insurance or lunch food. ALSO please stop running those medical ads they make me feel like i'm sick or at least stop having them say “ask your doctor about....” Let my doctor decide what I need...... more vicodin!!
- k0na_an0k0
what was that all about?!? i was a bit distracted by football and the sound of my hemi i left running in the garage.
now if you'll excuse me i'm going to go take a piss and not put the seat down.
- blackeyed0
lol.
- k0na_an0k0
FUCK! just got back from the bathroom to find my gf swifer sweeping under my desk and vacuuming at the same time while somehow still managing to call her doctor to see what the fuck the commercial was about with the woman running through the field with a silk scarf flowing in the wind and her trusty golden retreiver in close persuit. i'm betting my money it was an ad for pants that don't smell like dog bisquits that when worn make stray dogs chase you threw fields.
- Gilt0010
K0na...
you're flipping genious!
- ********0
KONA MAKES THOSE ADS
- ********0
haha!
yes, kona is being truly funny.
- k0na_an0k0
i am the woman in those ads tara.
and that dog was actually my midget buddy ramone.
we had a lot of fun with that costume.
we went into this bar and he sat up on the stool and started swearin at everyone calling them assholes for actually picking up dog shit and stuff. then he won 20 bucks at pool. i think the guy he beat went home and shot himself for losing to a dog. i felt kinda bad cause i didn't get a chance to tell the guy it was just a midget dressed in costume.
oh well.
- ********0
i wonder if other species have midgits or just people? liek are there midgit monkeys?
- k0na_an0k0
tara. I... am a midget monkey.
Ooo Ooo Aaahhh Aaahhh AAAHH!
*runs off throwing shit
- ********0
k0na let me post those pics already :P
- k0na_an0k0
um. my computer shit the bed the other night (as you may or may not have heard) so i think the last pic on there is 2 weeks ago. i can't remember. i look like crap in it. the pics i took on sunday are WAY better. now things are really coming in.
i don't think it would be a good idea. i'm afraid of what may happen but then again, i don't really give a crap what people say or do about it so.... hm....
- ********0
haha noones gonna belive its u anyways :P hahaha
unless u pose with midgit in dog costume
- jevad0
come on poof! show us your highly defined deltoids!
lmao lol omg!
- ********0
after jevad posts his glutes :P
- k0na_an0k0
haha.
why don't you wait another week til i'm a week out. or somfin.
i was thinking of taking photos of everyone the day of (there are 5 of us guys sponsored from our gym, some of us are rooming together). i thought i'd take some pics of the days events and the night before.
its rediculous what goes into this all for one friggin day.
- ********0
lol i know! its not even liek a whole day!!!!
- k0na_an0k0
really.
it's 5 minutes in the morning.
1 minute in the evening, followed a bit later by another 5 minutes. then the announcement of the winner.
all for about 12 actual minutes. that's all.
but what a good 12 minutes.
- ********0
"but what a good 12 minutes."
awwyeah thats what your gf said about you AHAHAHHAAA
- k0na_an0k0
no dear. that was 12 seconds.
:(
- blackeyed0
its so nice to see two people connecting thru a common thread...