Your Favourite Quote?
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- carver0
why don't you bang her up the arse like the milkman does
- BonSeff0
"anyway, i goes into this place, you can immediately tell what it's like, i just want chips and a corned beef sandwich and small eel pie, but there's a pierced poisoned dwarf dyke behind the counter and a fruit with a shaved head lisping away about these new fuckin' olives, how nice it is for him and his bumchum to sit an eat olives on a friday nite."
- 56k carver
- iLotion0
carver that's no way for your dad to talk to you about yer mum now is it!?
- k0na_an0k0
'your gym is the skid mark on the underpants of society.'
white goodman. dodgeball.
i try to use that line often replacing it with words when needed. like...
'this sandwich is the skid mark on the underpants of tasty food.' or whatever.
- brtman0
"Your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash"
Commander-dude from Top Gun
- carver0
hey ilotion, if that wasn't as close to home it would nearly be funny. that quote was attributed to my ex-wifes sister, who then became my wife. i made damned sure her mud pipe was well serviced after that though.
- Spix0
"sorry I made you do the dishes, but hey, I did all the work in bed!"
-ford fairlane.
- Soler0
"There is no hope for the satisfied man."
F.G. Bonfils
Publisher, 1895-1933
- jox0
"Cuba is a democracy"
Swedish communist spokesman Tove.
- ribit0
"Trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer
- dablammit0
No you're not bored...you're just boring.
-Sean Hayes.
- Mal0
"God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom."
(Unknown)
- Spix0
hmm..need to correct mine...this it
"Hey, look. I'm sorry I made you clean the toilets and the bathtubs, I mean, who did all the work in bed?"