Stalked at Work
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- Bio
here's some fun shit for you freaks.
a few months ago, some chick who works security at the casinos bought me a drink while i was at a bar. i said thanks but didnt feel like returning the gesture. her friend asked for my number and name and i said i had a girlfriend (which was true at the time) who was coming to see me next month. Her friend said she didn't want me for next month (shiver).
a few weeks later i learned that she was asking around about me and found out my name and department. her security friends called out my name one day and i stopped. they saiid "hi" so i said "hii" and walked off without saying anything else.
i left for a month on vacation. and today i got a call on my fucking work phone that went like this'
Me: This is Eric.
Her: Hi Eric, this is Security. You've been on vacation?
Me: Yes.
Her: You've been gone for a long time.
Me: Yea been gone for a month. Is this April (a friend of mine here)
Her: No... this is Security. We see you in the breakroom sometimes. It is good to have you back.
Me: Uhm... well thanks.click...
gaaaaaaaaaah
stalked... by security... oh dear. . .
- brandelec0
bahaha.. oh man we need to come up with ideas fo yo ass
- k0na_an0k0
kewl!
- gruntt0
so what you're saying is, you'd rather i not call you on your work phone?
- k0na_an0k0
*note to bio
stop picking your ass in the break room
- mr_snuggles0
At least someone loves you. I left for a month and my bosses didn't even say good morning my first day back.
- slinky0
I like female stalkers... makes me feel wanted ;o)
- spaniard0
Are they armed? do they know oriental restraining techniques?... your fucked - get another job!
- k0na_an0k0
or
*note to bio
if you want her to stop stalking you start picking your ass in the break room
- robotron3k0
it's nice to be wanted isn't it?
- Bio0
ah man. i am scared of this woman now.
what if she breaks out the handcuffs and forces me ...
- brandelec0
Me: This is Eric.
Her: Hi Eric, this is Security. You've been on vacation?
Me: Yes.
Her: Did you receive my panties?
Me: Yes.
Her: Well?
Me: I'm wearing them on my head right now.
Her: Good.
Me: Okay then.
Her: Fuck you.
Me: I love you.Click
- iDp0
haha
- Bio0
i consider asking her if she would ever consider making a film with 4 guys and various barnyard animals...
but what if she says "yes."?
- spaniard0
Me: This is Eric.
Her: Hi Eric, this is Security. You've been on vacation?
Me: Yes.
Her: You've been gone for a long time.
Me: Yea been gone for a month. Is this April?
Her: No... this is august bitch, you haven't called me in 4 months, we just got the new whiplash springloaded batons and I'm testing mine on your ass... your place at nine,,,
Me: Uhm... well thanks.
- Gilt0010
I say you get a few friends to play lookout for a couple of days. See if she has any regular times that she goes on break. Most girls will probably head to the bathroom to start.
Soooo you get your friends to watch and set the time. They come play look out while you lie in wait in the bathroom. So when she's in the bathroom, you say (from the next stall over) "Hi Security, enjoying your break?"
You can take it from there and thank me later.
- rasko40
Me: This is Eric.
Her: Hi Eric, this is Security. You've been on vacation?
Me: Yes, do you have access to the CCTV videotapes?
Her: Yes, Yes I do
Me: And you obviously know my name and office address?
Her: Of course, so?
Me: so you know what to do?
Her: I do?
Me: Yes, now get creative on those late shifts and mail me the tape *click*
- spaniard0
Me: This is Eric.
Her: Hi Eric, this is Security. You've been on vacation?
Me: No.
Her: Yes you have
Me: No, I haven't
Her: Yes you have
Me: No, I haven't
Her: Yes you have
Me: No, I haven't
Her: You are too beautiful for this world. I'm killing you tonight
Me: Uhm... well thanks.
- gruntt0
so i assume this is an unattractive woman? cos if she is attractive it sounds like good times.
freaky deaky good times.
- k0na_an0k0
hahahahaah!
- veraicon0
dangerous playing with that shit. You should just report her boss and have it taken care of.
had it happen to me with some wierd freaks and they ended up chasing my friend and i home on the freeway...then in a residential area and over center dividers. scarry.
some people just let it go too far.