Bacon Thicky
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- dopepope0
Eye candy for sure, tho the concept is as old as dirt.
But T & A will always stand the test of time.
- Gilt0010
"mmm, yeah baby, eat that burger. Ooohhh yeah, take a bite, mmm yeah, tastes good huh? Yeah, you want a little more don't you? Just a little? No, nah you want the whole thing huh? You're hungry aren't you baby.
Oooh yeahh oohhhh..."
- heavyarms0
This is one of the lamest attempts to sell a products with sex. The uncle Bens rice commercial is lame too where they almost get it on as the are so excited to microwave that cheap over processed excuse for rice.
The girl looks good but there is nothing sexy about that giant greasy ass onion ring hamburger or licking that nasty sauce off your fingers.
All Hardees commercials have gotten really bad and seem to be geared toward the lowest common denominator of men. With dumbass sounding guys talking about "duh, I need a reall burger" or whatever.
- -leah-0
this reminds me of the coors beer ads i have seen around
on a billboard: as cold as jennifer when you called her sara
or something like that. honestly i find that slightly offensive as a woman but if i were a guy i would be outraged. 'what this is what advertisers think of me as a man? some stupid beer drinking slob who's mind never graduated from his fraternity days and cant respect women?'
i dont know why but it makes me really mad.
- unfittoprint0
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*this thread will end with TF telling 'teh haters' to eat dick.
- Gilt0010
That's a good point leah. Of course, most Coors drinkers are slobs that are only interested in "getting play". I like to call them "petries". As in the dish. Cuz they're a breeding ground for all kinds of STD's. They're the reason for the Herpes ads where the people aren't "slowed down" by the inconvenience that is genital herpes.
This allows me cannon fodder for when I here some jerk talking about "this chick and that chick". Then I can say, "hey Coors drinker, keep you genital herpes away from me and my friends". And because of marketing, he won't have a leg to stand on.
- -leah-0
nice gilt! :D
- mrdobolina0
snobs.
- mayo0
one of these days, I'd like to try riding a mechanical bull. Not while i'm eating, just in general. I wonder how I would do. I have little t-rex arms. I wonder if that would help or hinder.
When one of the country bars in town closed and became and "alternative music" club, they strapped a surf board on top of the mechanical bull and let people try to "surf" for as long as they could.
- mrdobolina0
Id like to see that mayo, and I am not a coors drinker.
- mayo0
that's just about the best compliment i've received all day dob. Thanks :)
- ********0
friday night - me vs mayo onthe mechanical bull
be warned - my thunda thighs can grip like a mofo
- mrdobolina0
dope!
- mayo0
i can snap a neck with mine taragee...
not that i have ever tried but i have tried peeling a banana with my feet (didn't eat it, just wanted to see if i could do it) and did pretty well. I'm guessing it's about the same degree of difficulty.
- mrdobolina0
so there wont be any hamburgers involved?
- mayo0
only if it's home made. I'm a rare meat (as in almost raw- just heat it, don't cook it) person. my apologies to any vegetarians i may have just ooged out.
- Gilt0010
Yeah for snobs!!! You trucker hat wearin', Abercrombie lovin', 50 cent playin', Coors drinkin pube gnomes can eat a dick!!
- Gilt0010
BTW, that wasn't in way a shot at you mrdobolina. No disrespect!
- ********0
lol mdob can throw raw burgers at us - aww yeah we just took womens back liek 100 years :P
hmm... i never peeled a banana with me feet... guess what im looking for right now :P
- mayo0
Do it taragee! it's actually pretty simple.