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I wonder if they still snore
- GreedoLives0
so she just grabbed some stranger off the street, put a condom on him and had him give it to her? in the middle of the night? repeadetly?
i call bullsh•t.
- DutchBoy0
one would wonder, in case of a nightmare, would you just go out and stab people?
- DutchBoy0
i call bullsh•t.
GreedoLives
(oct 15 04, 07:12)----------
hehe, tell that to the people that published this, mr. knowall!
;P
- designerror0
"There is a case in English law where a guy was beating his girlfriend over the head with a video recorder and she was screaming at him."
He said the man only woke up when the girlfriend said "I love you".
hahaha.. of all things he had to beat her with a video recoder
- DutchBoy0
that is cruel..
i mean who still uses VHS??
- Clear0
whatever, definate BS... she was just trying to cover up cheating on her husband.
she gets an A+ for creativity.
- DutchBoy0
i am a believer.
in fact i am going to try this tonight.
- mogwai0
my wife has this problem.. i feel terrible about it.
- jox0
bwahhaah weakest excuse ever.
"Damn, husband caught me. So do I play the ol' -it didn't mean anything- ooooor.... do I tell him that I was asleep?"
- hiphoprelic0
My ex used to try sex w/ me while I was sleeping, thinking I had woken up, but then I would end up saying something fucked up like some random girls name.
Many times I have awoke in the middle of the night to see my girl sitting up next to me with this really pissed off look on her face. Then she would tell me what happened.
I have always had a problem with talking in my sleep, but damn.
- konspiracy0
hhrelic
hehe. been there a few times.
random words or names expleted at the moment you wake. class.
the talking-out-of-it is oh sooo much fun
- AG5y50
IT'S ON NOW, BITCHES!!!!
- Ekard0
so has anyone actually blurted out another girls name in the middle of doing it?
- JazX0
The best is when you're sexy girlfriend wakes you out a deep sleep and start performing on you. That's sexcellent!
- konspiracy0
never blurted out anything while awake but have said names and random nonsense as i woke
- grayhood0
this is just as good as temperary insanity as an excuse. no one will take responsability for anything these days. oh the devil made me do it is a good one as well.
- JazX0
Dudn't matter, it's all private. ;)
- tymeframe0
yeah, errr....i was sleeping, damn, i was also sleeping when i took that $100 out of your wallet. sorry.
- T-B-O-A0
The best is when she lets me sleep. Good timing is key to nearly all things.