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- -leah-
ok so this morning i was taking the C-Train (LRT) to work and it was extremely packed. I was able to find this seat beside this fat lady so i sat down in the little space she left me. next stop the guy beside us had to get out so i moved towards the fat lady a little to give the guy room, she is like "excuse me" i was like "oh are you getting off here?" she was like "no, you dont have to sit on me" i was like "oh sorry i was trying to make room for him" she was like "you have been pushing the whole way!" (the whole way being less than a minute between stops) sooo rudely. i didn't know what to do, it was both hillarious and ridiculous, so i just started laughing. she gave me THE dirtiest look! i mean how black of a soul do you have to have to treat someone like that? i wanted to say "LADY YOU ARE ON A CROWDED TRAIN, GET OVER YOURSELF" but i just got off at my stop. well i had to get that off my chest, luckily the guy sitting accross from us was laughing with me too.
- rasko40
I'd probably have asked her politely with a smile "do you have a second ticket for the lard in yo ass?!"
- slinky0
leah.. you are so adorable.. you can sit on me anytime ;o)
- -leah-0
i wanted to say "well maybe if your ass didn't take up this whole seat we wouldn't be having this conversation"
- rasko40
THERE HE IS AGAIN!!
haha ;)
- slinky0
did you pinch an inch??
- robotron3k0
ha slinky..!
- rasko40
yeah you shoulda just looked at her seductively batting your eyelids saying "ooh, but I just wanted to get close to you, to feel you, to squeeze you ohfededohhgnnn-grr"
- -leah-0
slinky!!!
- slinky0
LEAH!!!
- normal0
Luckily my morning commute is all of 10 meters from the bedroom to the office.
But seriously. I was sitting on the tube once listening to my headphones minding my own business then all of the sudden I feel this hand tracing the contours of my jeans and I didn't really react but simply took of my headphones and looked over at the woman who was fondling my leg with a "can i help you?" look. She was older and probably psychotic, she said, "I really like your jeans" ... I said, "glad you like them so do i now get your hands off me" put the headphones back on and waited nervously for my stop. Weird.
- -leah-0
wow normal, creepy!
- rasko40
hahah thats f*cked up!
when I was at school we were in an r.e lesson watching some video and this kid infront of me was absentmindedly running his hand up and down what he though was the curtain... then the Mrs wotsherface is like "Paul, do you mind not rubbing my leg like that" hahaha so funny he went bright red!
- slinky0
my commute used to ba almost 2 hours each way (only 30 miles).. DC traffic rulez!
now it is only about an hour.
i got Bronchitis from some sick dude on the Metro 2 years ago... i was sick for months!... sucked!