Silver surfers..
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- rasko4
so I was thinking about this here internet malarkey and just how fucking wierd it all is huh, I mean, whether we like it or not we are fucking wierd right? I mean, most of my friends dont have a fucking clue just how fucking wierd this shit is and I have to make sure that I dont spill the beans about my secret life as an 'internet user', what with all the esoteric goddamm freakin wierdness an' all.
So think about it for a second, take a breath, sit back, budge that cushion yeah thats better, light that doob, swill that brew.. so we sit here for hours a day constantly coming back to NT or some other forum somewhere, posting shit about that, asking some wierd question about stuff that doesn't exist in a language that doesn't exist, all this LOL and OMG, fuck sometimes I think I'm actually gonna walk into a bar one time and start asking "hey, I'll have teh beer more often than not l-o-l," then when people start looking at me like a freak I'll just be "whats with Teh Dramah™" and actually drawing the ™ in the air with my finger and shit... omg, here I go again.. But I mean, imagine if you were in a bar or at a friends chilling out one time having a laugh and someone just goes "w00t!" and then with no further ado everyone just starts tearing up magazines and holding up random fucking pictures and writing "omg teh ghey" on pictures of GWB and you're all like "ROTFLMAO" but no real words or some fucking cryptic shit about grillfests and sleek fucking ravens jaysus WTF?!?!
I'm not just ranting here I have actually been involved in deep level scientific research with teams of demographic experts and trend analysts and we came up with the infallibile conclusion that: we are fucking wierd.
- DutchBoy0
we are.
due to the fact i write/read more english now on an average day i made some weird mistakes when i talked to someone!
i just mixed up englsih with dutch words..
- DutchBoy0
also_
when in the store for groceries and shit i sometimes cannot help but giggle silently about things we would all understand and laugh about.. while noone there, out there in the real world, would get..
they would just qualify me as:
Friggin' weird.
altho they'd say something like:
you are insane.
- rasko40
shit in all my aimless ranting I even forgot the whole point of the title of the thread: I saw an advert for a 'silver surfers' course the other day, to teach the over 50's how to use t3h int0rw3b.. imagine, I so-oo want to be a teacher and just teach them all this random shit like google image search and how to troll and generally be a freak and take the piss out of every living intorw3b fucker out there, I think that.
- DutchBoy0
even worse.. i made up this crazy poem in a political thread that was killed at very young age..
but i liked the poem in this crazy freaky weirdness that i am so i posted it in my blog.
daft eh?
- rasko40
hey am I supposed to read it as if that "we want your soul' track is playing in the background, cos that is what my trained brain is telling me
?
- rasko40
you should end it with "we want your hole"
- jevad0
hahaha
drinkin again!FLEETWOOD FUCKING FACT!
- DutchBoy0
hahah, word rasko!
i recently helped a few people with their first steps on the interweb, some young some older.. i was thinking of showing them all about eBaum, vintage gay porn, NASA public library, Simpson wav's, blogs, google img search (indeed), quicktime trailerpark etc.etc.
but in the end i thought.. NO!
what'd they think about me? so i just showed them msn.com and google instead.. and told them that should do it.one of the people i helped, a man in his 50's, i visited him a few months later to check on his Mac (yes, a Mac, one of the few here..) and he had Rotten.com set as homepage, lol!!!!
- DutchBoy0
lol, rasko!
- F_180
rasko4...you're so right. i told my friend yesterday that if i tried to explain to him what i did on a daily basis, he'd think i was criminally insane.
- jpolk0
DB, yeah... your english is much better than my cousin from the Netherlands' who's lived here (U.S.) for 7 years...
- kodap0
just noticed that I've sent 700 e-mails since January.. wonder how much would be in my phonebill invoice if that was just callsm mostly to outside country..
(not to talk about msn or icq)
the fact is if I wasn't at NT... would be a lot more in the bar/cafe spending $
- toulouz0
luved you first rant rasko. hey im a silver surfer, how the fuck to you think i explain myself to my peers. the fact is i dont, i gave up years ago. peeps never know what fun the internet can be. ive done bd4d meetings an all ! i liek it...thats all that matters. its ghey 4 sure ! yeah def a bit of a secret world. w00t
- DutchBoy0
*cough
- DutchBoy0
lol! i want that!
- Elfangio0
well I feel I am very normal :|
